House heaux

A girl who basically owns the home of a group of guys, but doesn't live under that roof. You can normally find her at the households' special events, serving as eye candy and keeping things in order. Unlike other party guests, the house heaux has free reign of the property and all rights to anything in the house.

"The party's full."
"Uhm.. Do you know who I am? I'm the house heaux.."
"Oh my god I'm so sorry... of course, come right in." *opens the door for her*

by Just_her_right_remedy October 12, 2016

Fagola heaux

A faux heterosexual man with a brittle back from years of cocksmithing.

Damn bro you’re such a Fagola heaux!

by Junn Sno October 5, 2021

art heaux

A portmanteau of Faux and Art Ho. A fake art ho.

As in Faux Art Ho. Example: She’s such an art heaux she’s doing Instagram stories from the MOCA bathroom.

by DistantFutureMe June 22, 2018

Heaux

When you create a large hoax in order to make money to pay for your hoes.

That pimp got caught pulling a Heaux by the insurance company. Now he’s spending 25 years doing gloryhole maintenance at the pen.

by Jockefeller August 11, 2023

Fagola heaux

A faux heterosexual man with a brittle back from years of cocksmithing.

Damn ray youza a Fagola heaux.

by Junn Sno October 5, 2021

Heaux Meaux

Faux French for "Homo" or Homosexual.

He acts like a heaux meaux--not that there is anything wrong with that.

by E_jeck July 3, 2025

Snack Heaux

A person who is the keeper and distributor of snacks of all kinds. This person does not get paid for this and is usually bullied by a child into distributing said snacks.

Now that I have become a mother, I am their snack heaux.

by Tink81 October 12, 2025