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sperm retention headache

Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.
Dude I haven't had any action for so long .. I've got a nasty case of SRH.
by collinc August 23, 2005
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heartache

1.That gnawing feeling that tells you that you will never love any other as much as you loved the asswipe responsible for your broken heart.
2.Usually accompanied by feelings of self recrimination.
The only way to ease heartache is to make jokes about the ball licker who smashed your love to smithereens.
by Faith January 26, 2005
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Footy headache

An imiginary illness one makes up to avoid socialising with his friends.
Jake - “Hey Ben.... wanna go out for a drink tonight?”

Ben - “can’t the boys. I have footy headache.... my head is throbbing from playing footy.”
Jake - “again? Is that even a thing?”
Ben - “yeh”
Jake - “no worries bro.”
by Snakekss11 June 14, 2019
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Sharpie Headache

Headache caused by using sharpies in close proximity to your face. also known as sharpie high or contact high.
Also caused by sniffing sharpie fumes on purpose.
Person 1: Ugh, I have a sharpie headache
Person 2: how'd you manage that?
Person 1: I got too close to the page when I was drawing with the sharpie
Person 2: oh, that's smart
by jadefyre's freedom April 20, 2009
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Headache with pictures

1.An idea
I've got something, uh a headache with pictures!
by mcawesomepants January 3, 2009
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Video Game Headache

Also known as video game sickness or a video game hangover, a video game headache is the feeling you get when you play the same video game for hours and hours on end, due to it being fun or because the game requires you to grind (Such as an MMORPG).

Symptoms include headache, nausea, dizziness, sensitivity to light and sound, and disconnection with reality.

Treatment is simple, just getting something to drink and lying down for a while can help immensely.
Jon: Oh man, I've been up all night gearing my paladin, and I think I'm going to be sick...
Don: Dude, you really need to go lie down. You probably have a video game headache.
by Pvt Lime July 19, 2013
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swedish headache

A swedish headache indicates that you are horny. Chiefly used by females.
All this yelling is giving me a swedish headache, you know what i mean? Horny! Source: film "A Dirty Shame"
by Sir Xar June 12, 2005
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