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Free Healthcare

American Friend:I think I twisted my ankle.
Me: Thank god I live in Europe and I can just go to hospital and get free healthcare.
AF: Damn I wish that was in USA
by patykij December 15, 2020
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Nationalized Healthcare

Governement control of healthcare which will be sold as making healthcare more affordable but will result in financially driven long waits, tests not being given, missed diagnoses, and ultimately deaths that would have been prevented if the system was not in place
Nationalized healthcare is the worst idea in the history of the US.

Nationalized healthcare is only good if you have the money to opt out of it.

If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait till you see how much it costs when it's free!
by Personal Responsibility July 15, 2009
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Universal Healthcare

Something that will never happen in capitalist America because the upper class hoards their wealth.
Man 1: Man, I broke my arm and don’t have insurance. Now I’ll have to pay thousands of dollars to get it healed!
Man 2: *Lives in sweden* oh man, I barely had to pay anything when I broke my arm. Thank you Universal Healthcare!

Man 1: Oh well, I guess I just won’t pay my rent and sell my Jeep to pay for my medical costs.
by The Reem August 27, 2018
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Healthcare Provider Munchausen syndrome by proxy is a mental illness and a form of patient abuse and psychological disorder of a doctor marked by attention-seeking behavior. The healthcare provider with HPMSP gains attention by seeking medical advice and direction from other providers and taking instructions from his handlers who are viewed as superior to him/her. The need for approval for their exaggerated or made-up symptoms of a patient entrusted in their care is the goal, even if they only have seen the patient one time. The doctor usually makes up fake symptoms (delusional disorder, paranoid,etc.) causes of real symptoms are never truthfully documented, are ignored which are usually due to Medical Human Trafficking of nonconsensual human experimentaton of Targeted Individuals. The doctor appears to the world as committed to her job and caring about her patients. When the truth is the healthcare provider's only interest in the patient is sitting back and enjoying watching the patient suffer and approval from his/her Handlers are what the HPMSP strives for and needs for their over inflated grandiose image of themselves. Doctors who suffer from this mental disorder usually rush to social media to slander the patient, violating the patients privacy rights and with the stroke of a pen enter an entire false narrative into the patients medical history.
Healthcare Provider Munchausen syndrome by proxy. Ms. Reid who is a victim on nonconsensual human experimention and Medical Human Trafficking requested a referral for a CT Scan. Dr. Grubbs is aware of the open secret that Ms. Reid is a Targeted Individual, yet Grubbs refuses the patient's request, and opts to try and medically gaslight and falsely document the patient as delusional. Immediately after their appointment Dr. Grubbs reaches out to #psychiatry and #primarycare providers on social media (violating HIPAA) painting herself as the hard working and caring provider, seeking the healthcare communities input on, “what do we do with patients whose brain is sick.” Grubbs makes herself appear as the caring suffering doctor and it pains her that she can’t help or heal her patient's sick brain. However, the patient's brain is illegally implanted with implants which the doctor is aware of and Dr. Grubbs terrorizes the patient behind closed doors.
by I Juana Be Free December 20, 2022
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american healthcare

Literally does not exist. At all. The word itself means something that does not exist at all.
Tony: Hey what are NFTs?
Hank: American Healthcare.
Tony:Oh okay, thanks
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Healthcare

Meet me in the bathroom for some healthcare.

An orgy is healthcare for everyone.

In order to get his job, Dan gave his interviewer some healthcare.

Some people don't agree with Obama's stance on healthcare.
by Guy Teip October 20, 2009
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Healthcareonomics

The study of how normal economic forces get twisted, warped, and broken when applied to the American health care system.
You spent $7,000 extra in health insurance premiums, to buy a Gold policy that only knocked $2,000 off the Bronze plan deductible? That's healthcareonomics for you.
by WackeMD September 12, 2016
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