chop your head off

is what im going to do if u fuck with me and piss me off

by SlasheR September 27, 2003

Pinch the head off of a grocery snake

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.

Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.

by jake4d April 27, 2010

tear its head off

a term for an extended stint of vigorous and thorough masturbation by which it appears to anyone watching as though you were trying to tug the glans of your cock off.

a similar sort of effect to the phrase "Choking the chicken"

you seen jake around latley?

nah, I heard his dad walked in on him the other day, caught him -going at it- big time, he wasn't too happy, said he yelled at him "you'll tear its head off if you keep going like that!"

by Hidamari November 8, 2011

warp yer head off hold

Phrase used to describe A punch. This was annoying cackled by awful pro wrestling commentator Big Jim Hess , who had no clue how to be A wrestling commentator. He would say this anytime A wrestler threw A punch. Thankfully , the great Ron Fuller fired him, when he purchased the promotion.

Here goes Ron Fuller with another " warp yer head off hold ."

by Badstreet,USA May 1, 2019

I'm gonna blow your head off

the spookiest threat

robber:gimme your money
me:I'm gonna blow your head off
robber:*head explodes in fear*

by fuck off m8 ya scrub July 11, 2018

head fell off

Feeling like utter shit because someone upset you or pissed you off

No-one speak to me, me head fell off

by Scousenotstew February 20, 2018

eat a vsco girl’s head off day

On November 2nd, any human is allowed to go up to a vsco girl,and take a huge bite out of her head! Make sure you let her know that this is for dropping your obnoxious hydroflask on the floor during every single test. You’re welcome. ;)

Today is eat a vsco girl’s head off day

by micky the dog October 24, 2019