joseph hawkins

joseph hawkins is the nigga from the popular nigga twerk video

guy 1: dude have you heard of joseph hawkins lately?
guy 2: no he was arrested because he had info that would impeach trump

by MOSQUE SHOOTER February 28, 2020

hammer hawking

When two men are standing at a urinal and one looks down to catch a glimpse of the other man's penis.

I was at the urinal earlier and Rich was hammer hawking me pretty hard. I think he is bi-curious.

by J-Boy Jr June 18, 2007

hawkin an ass

when one has sex with an ass titty-fuck stlyle

yo bro, she wouldnt let me put it in her pooper so i ended up just hawkin an ass

by c_drizzle November 14, 2010

Stephen Hawking Stoned

When you get so stoned that your physical and mental likeness are that of the genius, Stephen Hawking.

"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."

by Mr. Hawking March 1, 2010

hawkin'

to look at someone or something intently. Much like a hawk staring down its prey.

"buddy did you see that lady just fuckin' hawkin' us? Lets get aidan to shit on her lawn."

by carr October 23, 2005

MC Hawking

Really dope, underrated MC
born in Englang during WWII,
suffers on ALS , which forces him to roll with a wheelchair with 24' Spinners.
Isn´t able to speak, but his lyrics are Milestones in history of rap.
My Favorites :
F*ck the Creationists´
The Mighty Stephen Hawking
All My Shootin's Be Drivebys
GTA3

Then up ahead cold chilling in the street,
six motherfuckers from MIT.
I flick off the safety, check my grip,
and load a dum-dum clip.
I glance at the Doom to make sure he's packed,
his fingers on the trigger of his baby Mac.
Time to give a Newtonian demonstration,
of a bullet its mass and its acceleration.

by KJ May 13, 2005

gary hawkins

a gary hawkins is someone who has a very large penis , and is very good at every sport , he never losses and is the definition of bad ass , if you look at them wrong they will fuck your shit up!

Bro look at that kid hes such a gary hawkins!

by Yo M o T h E r November 7, 2011