Hawla

Gordon's word of saying Holla... that is he pronounced it weird and other people pick up on it and think they are cool, well they are not, be original DAMNIT... PEACE

HAWLA Gurl.

by XII German IIX BOOM BOOM September 14, 2003

Hawley

Hot sex machine, sometimes goes for younger boys. they usually hate all men with the name of justin.

Bob: hey phil did you see that milf?
Phil: yeah man she was such a hawley

by Hawk69er December 31, 2009

Hawley, MN

Hawley is a small town and is a literal shithole with nothing but meth heads and pot smokers. There is no proper snow clearing of the roads during winter, so when you turn too fast... you drift.

Hawley is not a good place to stay. Do not come to Hawley, MN.

by Thatcrackhead@Hawley February 9, 2020

Hawlo

A monster in My Singing Monsters. Hawlo resembles a sort of shadow being living inside of a log. It has glowing faceless yellow eyes.it produces a nice drum beat by banging on its stomach and retracting it's head into the trunk it wears.

"You can barely hear Hawlo, but if all your other Bone Island Monsters are muted, you can actually hear it. And its sound is surprisingly good"

by ZombieBoi97 April 16, 2020

Hawley Bitch Scurry

This is a manner in which you scurry like a little bitch through the US Capitol halls, as Josh Hawley demonstrated on January 6th 2021. While not a difficult maneuver, apparently it does require a weak spine to perform. It too helps if you raise a fist in solidarity with an angry armed mob to further agitate, then cower in the capital until insurrectionists attack law enforcement officers and breach the US Capitol. Josh Hawley at that time was posing as a US Senator for Missouri, a proud Election Denier in the Fecalogeny, and acting tough guy on camera or secured public events. Josh likely perfected his “Bitch Scurry“ at Rockhurst High School as classmates learned he secretly want to be a cheerleader but his balls were too small.

When you find yourself in a situation where those paid to protect you may be compromised, and you know your big mouth can’t protect you either, it is time to employ the Hawley Bitch Scurry.

by Bangd Ingow July 23, 2022

faux hawlet

A combination of a faux hawk and a faux mullet.

That kid is rocking a pretty sweet faux hawlet.
I see faux hawlets are becoming a popular hairstyle.

by silentexuberance September 22, 2012

Hawley

The milky residue left on your upper lip after sucking the Santorum from the anus of your wife after she cuckolds with a racist politician.

Be careful drinking a latte with a mustache, else you'll get a wicked hawley.

by captainsubtext January 6, 2021