putting ur erect penis between a persons bum cheeks and then wanking yourself off, eventually spunking on their back
by tom aka pokemon king November 28, 2007
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JOHN- look as that tink over there with the pony-tail johns!
TAM- I see him alrite! Pure Jim Hawkins style!
TAM- I see him alrite! Pure Jim Hawkins style!
by Jim Hawkins November 15, 2006
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1. A person, usually mid to young twenties, who thinks they are extremely tough and brute when in fact they are not.
2. A hardass hawkins usually gives the appearance of a young hobo with disturbing facial hair and always wears a camouflage hat.
3. When a hardass hawkins consumes any sort of alcoholic beverages they grow 3ft taller, become invincible and head but or punch random hard objects. Ex "doors, walls, tailgates, friends and current girlfriends"
4. A hardass hawkins in fact has to sit down to pee and wipes after a #2 from the back to the front
2. A hardass hawkins usually gives the appearance of a young hobo with disturbing facial hair and always wears a camouflage hat.
3. When a hardass hawkins consumes any sort of alcoholic beverages they grow 3ft taller, become invincible and head but or punch random hard objects. Ex "doors, walls, tailgates, friends and current girlfriends"
4. A hardass hawkins in fact has to sit down to pee and wipes after a #2 from the back to the front
" Hey, whos that hobo kid squatting of his tail gate taking a leak?'
"I bet you its one of those hardass hawkins'"
"Yea, more like a softass hawkins"
"I bet you its one of those hardass hawkins'"
"Yea, more like a softass hawkins"
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LaTroy, if you ever read this, when you have a hitter at an 0-2 count, never throw a strike down the middle of the plate. Make him chase one out of the zone, dummy!
LaTroy, if you ever read this, when you have a hitter at an 0-2 count, never throw a strike down the middle of the plate. Make him chase one out of the zone, dummy!
Chicagoan #1: Hey, did the Cubs win today?
Chicagoan #2: They were going to, but LaTroy Hawkins blew it again!
Chicagoan #2: They were going to, but LaTroy Hawkins blew it again!
by Frustrated Cubs Fan May 7, 2005
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Get the hawkins mug.'to do the Hopkinson' is a term used to refer to serious wetland, shark-related activity (i.e. prowling), named after one of the two famous marine biologists, C. Hopkinson or B. Hopkinson
'He was really doing the Hopkinson last night', meaning 'on a prowling mission last night' / 'aligning his/her sights and acquiring a target' / 'looking to get his fin wet' / 'on a mission to be the motion in the ocean' etc.
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