Lars Håvard Haugen

The best damn guitarist from Hol to Gulsvik.

Have you heard Lars Håvard Haugen's instrumental album?

by NintendoSwitchForWomen June 16, 2023

Halfenese

A half White, half Asian person. Not to be confused with wasian.

"Is that kid white?"

"No, his mom's asian"

"But he looks white"

"He's halfenese"

by BAMF of the day May 18, 2010

hafen

the act of licking seamen out of antoher persons hand while massagiing the testicles.

that women was doing a hafen on me

by Pnut Butter February 13, 2007

hafenize

To self ridicule by virtue of vocalizing utter lack of wit and humor, followed by a solitary laugh

Dave was hafenized by when he told the Hitler joke in the synagogue, and thus was met with dead silence from the audience.

by Biff Yamazaki July 18, 2003

Schniefen Harfen

When a lady accidently rubs her boob on you in passing.

I was sitting next to her at her desk showing her how to use Outlook and all of a sudden she leaned over to pick up a pen and gave me a Schniefen Harfen. It was superb!

by Jay Paul Quee February 11, 2009

hauken

cool guy has a few friends terrible kisser works well with "caitlin" specimens lol from oklahoma and puts too much gel in his hair

hauken is okay.

by Joshua (LOLOLOLOLOL) January 10, 2012

Hufen flufen

A German sound of exasperation or utter exhaustion, coined by Niklas and Marisol in Cologne, Germany, December 2018. Marisol's original "harmless" made-up sound of exasperation ("hughen", spelled "huren") turned out to mean "whores", so she reverted to hoofen floofen, which Niklas then told her was misspelled, even though it was a fictitious term. Bah! Hufen flufen.

I can't get WiFi, so my Google Maps isn't working properly. *sigh* Hufen flufen.

by peacefulsol December 29, 2018