hair hatted houligans

A word coined by comedian Tommy Sotomayor describing a ratchet female, typically exhibiting bad behavior in public,mostly criminal and wears hair weave. The identifying characteristic of this weave is that it looks obviously unnatural and fake making the weave look like a hat rather than her real hair.

1)News report-shows mugshots of women with blond wigs on in news report. Viewer says "Them hair hatted houligans were caught shop lifting at Walmart".

2)Store owner to cops-"Three hair hatted houligans had a big fight and tore up my Waffle House!!! Get them outta here,arrest them all!"that

3)Simps standing on corner at liquor store staring lustfully -"Those two hair hatted houligans with all them kids got some big asses, lets go holla at them bitches!"

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by redbonegal September 15, 2013

Hatta Matta Moochie

A phrase often screamed by natives before attacking unsuspecting explorers. A freakish battle cry before launching oneself out of a tree onto an enemy. Some crazy ass angry ,babbling, shout of men in loincloths.

"That crazy ass native shrieked Hatta Matta Moochie when he tried to stab my ass!" cried Kermit the Fourth of Anusville.

by Sweet Mootat June 12, 2014

hair hatted hooligan

a woman (typically black) who wears a lot of weave in her hair

Guy 1: yo you see that bitch with the weave?

Guy 2: we call that a hair hatted hooligan

by OutKast4ever April 13, 2013

double hatty

when two players from the same football team each score a hat trick

Reef: Did you see Madrid's double hatty yesterday?

LandyCakes: Yeah man, all six goals were sick. Ronaldo is a god amongst men. And its about time Benzema showed up to a game.

by BarcaSucks December 24, 2010

Hattori Hanzo

Also known as Masashige. The son of a certain Hattori Yasunaga, Hanzo, who would earn the nickname 'Devil Hanzo', served Tokugawa Ieyasu loyally and usefully. His nickname - Devil Hanzo - was not only to pay homage to his skills but also to distinguish him from another Tokugawa 'ninja', Watanabe Hanzo. Hattori, who fought his first battle at the age of 16, went on to serve at Anegawa (1570) and Mikatagahara (1572), but his most valuable contribution came in 1582, following Oda Nobunaga's death. At that time Tokugawa and his retainers had been staying near Ôsaka and learned of the assassination only just in time to avoid being detained by Akechi Mitsuhide's troops. But they were by no means out of the woods. Mikawa was still a long way away, and Akechi men would be combing the roads for them. At this point, Hanzo suggested that they take a route through Iga province, as he had ties with the samurai there. In addition, Ieyasu had sheltered survivors from Nobunaga's bloody invasion of that province in 1580 and those who knew of this would certainly be well disposed to offer assistance. Honda Tadakatsu sent Hanzo on ahead, and, as hoped, the Iga men agreed not only to guide them along back roads, but also to provide them with an escort. At length, Tokugawa and his band returned to Mikawa safely. The same could not be said for Anayama Beisetsu, a recent Tokugawa addition who had insisted on taking a different route.

Hattori Hanzo is one of the most famous Ninja's in history.

by I hate bad grammar. April 24, 2004

Rangha Hattatamango Ramshiramgay

The son of the fictional Character BukLau from the YouTube Prank Call Channel, “Ownage Pranks”. This name is usually referenced when BukLau’s voice is used to make a prank call in which he brings up the name of a child or any other relative. This name is most famously known from an Ownage Pranks video posted on Jul 22, 2018 called, “Asking 7-Eleven Enployees to Babysit My Kid (ridiculous)”

2. The grandfather of the fictional Character BukLau from the YouTube Prank Call Channel, “Ownage Pranks”.

VARRIENT NAMES: Rangha Hattatamango, Rangaha Tetenango, Hattataman Ramshiramgay, Ramteeramgay, Hataman Ramgay, Hatetemanjo

“Can you believe that? George Bush is the reason why they can’t take care of Rangha Hattatamango Ramshiramgay!”

by Teryisspam January 20, 2019

Hattiesburg Potpourri

The smell of raw sewage that hits you from Downtown Hattiesburg to I-59 at hwy 49 and beyond

The city tried for years to blame industry on the stink. Turned out it was their sewage lagoon sludge that had not been maintained by the city for 50 or 60 years.

Want to go to Turtle Creek?

No! I cannot deal with the Hattiesburg Potpourri.

by Mike T3Son November 21, 2012