by L.J. Stewart August 8, 2003
Get the haterade mug.A typical imaginary drink used to describe when someone is "hating" on someone.It typically comes in 3 flavors. Jealousy, Envy, and Retardation.
"I just got an amazing new car.! Isn't it wonderful?"
"I bet it gets crappy mpg."
"Pff, whatever.Go sip your haterade somewhere else."
"I bet it gets crappy mpg."
"Pff, whatever.Go sip your haterade somewhere else."
by TheTangyZebra October 3, 2008
Get the Haterade mug.Haterade is a drink shared by groups of haters in order to bond over mutual mindless hate. Whereas one would traditionally 'drink the Kool-Aid', haters prefer to 'drink the Haterade'. Haterade is a useful mind-control tool for haters who wish to create more haters and thus spread even more hate.
Hater: Once these people drink the Haterade I'll have an army of haters to do my bidding!
Person One: Have you seen Jen's ring? She got engaged on the weekend and I hear that Ron gave her a perfect 2 carat solitaire! They're really happy together.
Person Two: pffff who is she trying to impress? She'll be divorced in a month anyway. Hope they're not getting married in a church cos I can't see how they're going to fit her giant ass down that narrow little aisle. I'm really surprised she fooled someone into putting a ring on her stumpy little sausage finger.
Person One: Oh, I see... so you've been 'drinking the Haterade'? Must taste pretty bitter.
Person One: Have you seen Jen's ring? She got engaged on the weekend and I hear that Ron gave her a perfect 2 carat solitaire! They're really happy together.
Person Two: pffff who is she trying to impress? She'll be divorced in a month anyway. Hope they're not getting married in a church cos I can't see how they're going to fit her giant ass down that narrow little aisle. I'm really surprised she fooled someone into putting a ring on her stumpy little sausage finger.
Person One: Oh, I see... so you've been 'drinking the Haterade'? Must taste pretty bitter.
by meeoowww September 30, 2013
Get the haterade mug.by Renegade January 20, 2004
Get the Drinking Haterade mug.When a person or group of unsuccessful people can't stop hating on someone who's wealthier, more successful and better than they are in every way imaginable. They are said to have been drinking (hateraide)- as to how long the hating lasts depends on how much hateraide they consume, which can be a lot.
The group of losers decided to hate on the most successful person. Must have been have been drinking that hateraide.
by rjd3939 May 16, 2008
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Get the haterade mug.LVD: "Hey you think you're the shit, don't you?"
ME: "Yo, anybody thirsty? This bitch's got a WHOLE FRICKEN' COOLER full of haterade!"
ME: "Yo, anybody thirsty? This bitch's got a WHOLE FRICKEN' COOLER full of haterade!"
by prodigy III September 16, 2008
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