hargle

Onomatopoeic word for when a dog rolls around.

Cupcake hargled in the mud after her bath.

by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage January 31, 2012

Slag Haggler

A smarmy geezer who barters his way round a room of garanteed fucks quarter hourly! "Slag Haggler"

"My buddy did a real hottie last night I wanted that so bad...and then her four girlfriends. That fuckers left me nothing to boink. Gutty cunt is such a slag haggler!

by Loora and Juicy May 25, 2007

Hurgler

A hurgler is a nasty minded person who really gets off to urban dictionary definitions

Sister: Oh my gosh! my brother is sooo gross! He hurgles every day!
friend: I know! Hurglers these days, they should be ashamed of themselves

by ohdarnhardyharhar November 30, 2009

Hagler

The drunken asshole who always claims to be less inebriated than he really is. Buckteeth, glasses, and bears a striking resemblance to Chicken Little.

Bro, im not even that drunk

Dude, you're clearly Haggie wasted

Bro, I wanna go two steppin with some hot gurl
Bro, you're a country fuck with buck teeth... you're being a Hagler

by WallDroppings December 25, 2014

hargle

to keep to ones self. derived from harbor and goods which makes up hargo but also called hargle and hargomaster or you could say bogart

He passed the joint to his friend who hargled it all.

by Von Hully April 20, 2011

haggler

Asian sales staff trying to pass of discontinued products at full price so they can pay for medical college.

Also see medic.

Man, those chumps on tottenham court road are a bunch of hagglers.

by K December 17, 2004

Harglefargle

Harglefargle the result of a corruptionizing of a hargle and a fargle. Used by many scientists such as Dr Deery in his speech on the human body in 1983.

"The hargling of a fargle or the fargling of a hargle is a complex process that begins with a pices of toast and a lampshade...and after all of that, 5 years later the goat sprouts a new harglefargle!"

-Dr. S. Deery

by Steven Deery March 11, 2007