Oklahoma Hardwood Floor

when a group of men line there boners up opposite eachother so that they interlock like a hardwood floor.

One side will go balls, head, balls, head; while the other side would be reversed.

After this a woman will walk upon the boners as to incite arousal.

Polishing the floor would be using the cum or lube to slicken up the floor before the woman's procession across.

Bernice is such a desparate slut. She asked me, Mr. Legs, Thumper, and Swamp Tiger to come over and make an Oklahoma Hardwood Floor, but only Swamp Tiger went.

by Goatse I January 24, 2010

Hardwood Boyz

For starters, they are the most badass group of young men ever to bless a tenant with their presence. They live on Hardwood Ln and have the hardest wood to offer at all times during the day. They are run by a man whose alter ego is a dog who enjoys tasty snacks more than anything else in the world, even ass. Don't let this furries fetish distract you from the fact that you won't find a better house of people in the College Station/ Bryan area.

Damn, those Hardwood Boyz have the hardest wood I've ever seen!

by HardwoodHaver3 November 25, 2019

hardwood

A guy who is always ready for a casual sexual encounter; male equivalent of a jump off.

"I booty called John at 3pm on a Tuesday, of course that hardwood said yes!"

by KrisRach October 11, 2012

Hardwood

A decidous tree; a hyper erect penis, with a cherry on top.

Girl: I just bought some hardwood lumber to build my house.
Guy:I'll build your house.
Girl: my building code requires hardwood:
Guy: I got you covered.

by sir constipator April 19, 2018

hardwoodcarpet

Hardwood carpet means when the dick is hard as a wood , and the foreskin is soft and furry like carpets!

Dawm your like hardwoodCarpet Loz

by Ibeelzebubi March 13, 2019

Hardwood Floor

A common mistake among homeowners. These types of floors look pretty, but that's their only benefit. They're freezing cold in the winter, impossible to keep clean, and develop squeaks. They also reflect sound whereas carpet absorbs sound. Carpet is also warmer in the winter, and more comfortable.

Damn these hardwood floors; I spent 20 minutes on them with a dust mop, and I still see dust bunnies, not to mention stains, and there's new squeaky spots. Next house I get will be all carpet.

by Hawks.Fan.12 May 27, 2019

Hardwood Floors

Another term for the male penis (erect), particularly when contrasted with the term "carpet" or "tile floors"(referring to the female genitalia).

"I prefer hardwood floors to carpet!"(meaning the speaker prefers men instead of women)

by Angel-eek January 13, 2009