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Egyptian handjob

A handjob for giant dicks. The dick is held in both hands, one of each side of the body, while the hands move back and forth.
Sorry babe, but the only way you can jack off this boy is with an Egyptian handjob.
by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020
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Handjob Seats

The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.
Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.
by Fedora Jack March 26, 2016
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Hanoi high five

A Hanoi high five is derivative from the term used in the film 'Tropic Thunder', but has evolved into a sexual move.

A Hanoi high five is where your partner is on the bottom preferably , when they're are at the point of orgasm (liberating the south) you land a bomb/grenade to the dome. There are variations of the finishing move, i.e throwing them out of your house/flat/village/country , ejaculating or ask them to concede victory.

This move can also be used on the back foot, an example below.
The first example would be in a forced sexual situation where you are not the aggressor.
1. He mounted me and when he was about to liberate the south, Bam Hanoi High five.

Another example for emergency situations

1. You are making love, she decides to tell you at the point of liberation "hey you want to meet my parents", Hanoi high five, a perfect gesture to decline that meet.
by _GreenEggs&Ham_ June 15, 2019
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Ching Cheng Hanji

The ancient works spoken by the deity of all: Thomas Cat. these words are from antique dialect and only those with a perfect mix of: power, mental strength and resolve will be able to utter these words and be able to open a portal to the Empyreans'. Many sources are trying to conceal the divine definition of these words, but none has truly deciphered these paramount words; and it may be certain that no one ever will. The closest definition we have to these potent, efficacious and robust words are: "They who accepts fate, their destiny and hold no bounds or attempt to skip for whats destined for them despite their Power, Mental capability and Resolve, will stalemate the miasma known as 'The Paradox', this stalemate will rip a hole in all of existence and is the definition of Perfection within the vast Universe. This tear will send 'The One' to the Empyrean Plain as an award for not succumbing to total failure which is of all life and no other molecule of life will either." But this is only an interpretation of these virtuous words as no one within this Plain will ever reach the truth, ever.
Person 1: wagwan g
Person 2: Ching Cheng Hanji
Person 1: THE PROPHECY!
by ssmokingisbad September 24, 2020
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Hansojo

Han Solo's dad
Hansojo is the bestest explorer in the whole entire universes
by WhyIsMyNameTaken October 29, 2018
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Nursing handjob

The act of stroking one’s penis whilst said victim is in a lying or cradling position. Often times, this is assisted by breast sucking, hair/head play, and/or encouraging.
You position yourself to get in the nursing handjob position. You suck her breadts as she strokes your dick with one hand and lovingly pats your head with the other hand. She also calls you a good boy and tells you that you’re doing a good job as she gives you the nursing handjob.
by HorniB0i February 24, 2023
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The Devil's Handjob

When both partners use one hand each to form a circle used to masterbate. Can be created by holding hands, and inserting the penis in the middle of the hold, created by the hands together.
Yo, John, Jude and I just preformed "The Devil's Handjob."
by Leather#0001 February 25, 2022
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