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Absolute fucking monster in bed.
Blazed 24 fucking 7.
Dont give a fuck.
Wont give a fuck.
Fuck the feds.
Stacey "That lad I slept with last night was a right hanoj"
hanoj by Secretman11 September 19, 2020
Absolute fucking monster in bed. Blazed 24 fucking 7 not a single fuck given. Fuck the feds. This is Hanoj dont give a fuck
Stacey: "That lad I met he was a proper hanoj"
hanoj by Secretman11 September 19, 2020

Chin Cheng Hanji 

A catchy-ass song about the chinese
Guy 1: Where are you right now
Guy 2: Chin Cheng Hanji
Chin Cheng Hanji by MeatIoafgod September 15, 2020

Hanji Zoe 

14th commander of the Survey Corps, scientist, soldier, sometimes a little bit crazy but still the best AOT character.
Hey Hanji Zoe, can you tell me more about your experiments ?
Hanji Zoe by valp April 27, 2021

Toriyama Handjob 

A term referring to the practice in media (notably in shounen manga/anime) of powering up side characters off screen to bring them up to par, or surpassing, the protagonist. These powerups happen regardless of sense, often with little explanation. Named for Dragonball creator Akira Toriyama due to how often it happens in the Dragonball media.

Coined by youtube user PlagueofGripes in his video on the treatment of the character Tien from Dragonball, highlighting how everyone in-series gets a Toriyama Handjob except Tien.
"This is after a long series of episodes about how Krillin had given up fighting and was so weak that bullets were now a serious danger to him, so he got a shit-licious power up. That is a Toriyama Handjob." - PlagueofGripes

Steve Handjobs 

Famous member of Trash Taste Podcast. Winner of the Trash Tastes best nickname award.
Steve Handjobs by Adrilian June 2, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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