hankey

Mr. Hankey,
the "christmass poo" from the cartoon "south park"

Cartman: ah no it's Mr. Hankey again!

by John Brummer January 6, 2004

Hannered

Being drunk to the point at which the intoxitated person can no longer support their own head, or muster the ability to keep their tongue in their mouth. They still, however maintain consciousness and can utter passable words. One of the main components of being hannered is that the intoxicated person refrains from vomiting no matter the level of inibriation. Hannered people have been known to pass out in Mcdonalds for up to 45 minutes, then still manage to wobble onto a bus and make it home.

"Dude, do you think she can walk alright?"
"I dunno man, you might have to hold her head up, shes fuckin hannered!"

by gines and hans October 29, 2011

Hanne

An incredibly intelligent person. Often fair skin and hair. One of the most loyal and trusting partners one could hope to meet.

He met a Hanne at the park the other day, he better not lose her!

by AwesomeSuaceBen February 11, 2012

Hanne

A beautiful girl who you can rely on she will always be there for you never lies very sensetive always gets men but if shes in a relationship she'll reject them without giving time to think. She's the most beautyful girl/woman in the world.

Hanne is always there for me and i love her

by hanneLover790 March 13, 2016

hannerd

A hannah that gets too drunk. Starts with " you guys want shots?" Ends with crying.

Man, you got so Hannerd last night, my pillow is still wet.

by Hannerd November 24, 2015

Haneyah

Haneyah is the most bestest friend you will ever have! She has beautiful brown/black eyes and always makes you laugh! Never cry because she would run and the speed of light to cheer you up!

Guy 1: yo did you see Haneyah?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw Her

Guy 1: Shut up David I saw her first you big fatty

by Liltayslay November 29, 2018

Larry Haney

Massive Cock (14 in) Can suck anyone off without stuttering

Is that Larry haney? Can he cum in my bed?

by yourniggatony March 27, 2019