Rusty Hydraulic

When someone shits in between a girls tits, and rubbs it around. The tity-fucks her.

Boy: "Its bee a while since i have gave someone a rusty hydraulic"
Girl: "Whats that?"
Boy: "Here lemmie show you, just take your shirt off...."

by a-gap right now October 21, 2011

Hydraulic Gape

When Timmy get a massive amount of Zeus Juice goin on a smite game.

"Timmy, you really gave those fucks a good Hydraulic Gape ing! That Zeus Juice is on point son."

by Hydraulic Gape May 26, 2019

White Man's Hydraulics

Typically, this is where a white man, usually in his mid 30's to late 40's hears a hip-hop song on the radio in his sedan. He then tries to exemplify the beat as he reaches an intersection where he can repeatedly press on the brake over and over again, trying not to get to close to the car in front of them. This creates a certain sense of "fun" for him and his white caucasian son.

Wallace- My father does some particularly odd things.

Willard- Such as?

Wallace- Last Tuesday, my father started listening to "Soulja Boy" on the radio and pulled the so called white man's hydraulics on me. I thought he was intoxicated.

Willard- Was this activity fun?

Wallace- Indeed chap, it was very entertaining.

by xMountainMistx April 2, 2010

hydraulic

The act of skipping a meal and drinking instead

Dude, are you coming to get a bite to eat?" "No, I'm going hydraulic and staying at the party!

by Jimmy Lester June 3, 2011

Hydraulics

A euphemistic term used to describe the male genitals or parts thereof. Coined by a DJ known as The Greaseman to avoid being fined by the FCC for offensive language.

Hey babe, slow down... we don't wanna wear out the hydraulics.

Geez, she really gave the old hydraulics a work-out.

by Macdonaldinho November 27, 2006

hydraulic nation

a person who makes (often derisive) sounds when communicating that sound like "sssshh", "tsssss", chsssh" "pssss", similar to the sound of hydraulic brakes on a truck. A person who makes these sounds is said to be a member of "hydraulic nation".

Did you hear what he said? tssss. (observer) Another member of hydraulic nation.

by Kurt W December 27, 2007

Native hydraulics

When stupid ass natives drive around the walmart parking lot quickly hitting their breaks and gas repeatedly making the car seem to bounce around.

Wow silly fucking native can't even afford real hydraulics, They just have their faggy Native hydraulics. Go back to the rez.

by Throbbin Hammer January 18, 2010