1.Stemming from the AFL Live series of games, the term "Bad Handball" is used in a similar way to "Bad Call" or "You Idiot." Also used after a shit joke or a joke that falls on its face. A Pre-recording of Dennis Cometti saying "Bad Handball" is the correct pronunciation ie "Baaaad Handball." A Handball is an aspect of Australian Football.
2.An act of scullduggery or "bad blokeness" or simply a bad decision, if something is bad then generally the phrase can be manipulated to apply
2.An act of scullduggery or "bad blokeness" or simply a bad decision, if something is bad then generally the phrase can be manipulated to apply
Person 1: "Kevin Rudd? More like Kevin Gay"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"
Person 1: "I hooked up with a fat, ugly chick"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"
Person 1: "I hooked up with a fat, ugly chick"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"
by goflb June 28, 2009
Get the Bad Handball mug.Used to refer to younger females, typically 18 to 22 years old, who possess trim or tight midriffs. Largely due to them not having had the time to get fat.
The term is generally used in a fishing vernacular, as the target group usually travel in packs, or schools - like fish, and tend to still be going to school.
Not to be confused with jailbait, which is the correct term for an undersize hardbelly.
The term is generally used in a fishing vernacular, as the target group usually travel in packs, or schools - like fish, and tend to still be going to school.
Not to be confused with jailbait, which is the correct term for an undersize hardbelly.
Mick: Hey Jack! You should have gone to the 21st last night.
Jack: Nah, I'm too old for that shit.
Mick: I snared myself a real nice hardbelly. Had to throw the rest back because they were undersize.
Jack: Next time you get invited to a 21st, YOU RING ME.
Jack: Nah, I'm too old for that shit.
Mick: I snared myself a real nice hardbelly. Had to throw the rest back because they were undersize.
Jack: Next time you get invited to a 21st, YOU RING ME.
by Mr. Zorg July 6, 2006
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The best sport in the world, like tennis but not exacly. The most popular place in the world to play is coney island, Brooklyn, New York City
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Get the handball mug.Karen- " Yo sophia, why you be handbilling like dat?"
Sophia- "Cause i gotta impress nigga."
Sophia- "Yo niggga i just got PAIDD son"
Karen- "Nigga we going out handbilling toniteee!"
Karen- "Yo, you see dat white boy handbilling on the corner ova durr"
Sophia- "Imma go jump his ass"
Sophia- "Cause i gotta impress nigga."
Sophia- "Yo niggga i just got PAIDD son"
Karen- "Nigga we going out handbilling toniteee!"
Karen- "Yo, you see dat white boy handbilling on the corner ova durr"
Sophia- "Imma go jump his ass"
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Get the Handbilling mug.The sublime art of inserting a hand into the anus, gradually becoming more popular thank god :-) also known as fisting. Involves slowly penetrating the anus using lots of lubricant until the wrist has passed the sphincter, at this point the hand will form a fist or ball inside the rectum, more advanced players proceed into the anal passage and can insert the arm even beyond the elbow in some cases, but this requires years of practice and great trust in the top. Unfortunately much doping is practiced in this sport.
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
Get the handball mug.A sport in which players use their hands to hit a small rubber ball against a wall so that it bounces off in such a way that their opponent cannot return it. There are three versions of handball (four-wall, three-wall and one-wall) that can each be played by either two players(singles), three players(cut-throat) or four players(doubles).
The first recorded game of striking a ball with a hand against a wall was in Scotland in 1427, when it was recorded that King James I ordered a cellar window in his palace courtyard blocked up, as it was interfering with his game. In Ireland, the earliest written record of a similar ball game is contained in the town statutes of Galway of 1527, which forbade the playing of ball games against the walls of the town. The first depiction of an Irish form of handball does not appear till 1785. The sport of handball in Ireland was eventually standardized as Gaelic handball.
The first recorded game of striking a ball with a hand against a wall was in Scotland in 1427, when it was recorded that King James I ordered a cellar window in his palace courtyard blocked up, as it was interfering with his game. In Ireland, the earliest written record of a similar ball game is contained in the town statutes of Galway of 1527, which forbade the playing of ball games against the walls of the town. The first depiction of an Irish form of handball does not appear till 1785. The sport of handball in Ireland was eventually standardized as Gaelic handball.
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