HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never born who could have been one's parents/uncles/great-grand-aunts etc. but couldn't due to male masturbation.
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An invitation to go on a trip, using a handbasket as transportation; derived from the phrase, go hell in a handbasket.
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take all of the underworld, the demons, the devil, the fires, the rivers of mud, the torture devises, etc and shove them into a picnic basket turning it inside and out into a conglomerated mess. Imagine what that looks like----and that is what you are when you are hell in a handbasket.
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Get the Handtastic mug.A hapebeast. A trivial term that has repeatedly been used as a way of describing the collector of the 3D Hapebeast NFT.
A starlit ceremony, two million years ago. Lightning strikes the monolith and the universe fractures. Apes spin off in 10k tribes, distinct but familiar. Every ape is unique. Every ape is beautiful. Every ape is loved, and every ape is family, whatever their differences, wherever they are now.
Meanwhile, at the heart of the shattered multiverse, the PRIMAL HAPES wait for the whole family to return. They wait and they build out their style, they work the Hapewalk, and they plan for a bigger future
The Hapebeast community has come to stay.
A starlit ceremony, two million years ago. Lightning strikes the monolith and the universe fractures. Apes spin off in 10k tribes, distinct but familiar. Every ape is unique. Every ape is beautiful. Every ape is loved, and every ape is family, whatever their differences, wherever they are now.
Meanwhile, at the heart of the shattered multiverse, the PRIMAL HAPES wait for the whole family to return. They wait and they build out their style, they work the Hapewalk, and they plan for a bigger future
The Hapebeast community has come to stay.
“In a couple weeks the newest NFT will be released and we are all wishing for the chance to buy a Hapebeast”
“I feel very Hapebeasted today”
“Merry Hapemass”
“Hapeture is an example of the Hape-ecosystem”
“I feel very Hapebeasted today”
“Merry Hapemass”
“Hapeture is an example of the Hape-ecosystem”
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2. A theme of wedding by Celtic influences in which each guest brings a strip of cloth or rope, in which the hands of the wedded are tied together as a symbol of unity.
2. A theme of wedding by Celtic influences in which each guest brings a strip of cloth or rope, in which the hands of the wedded are tied together as a symbol of unity.
1. My fiance and I are having a handfasting which will be blessed by the Lord and the Lady.
2. I really want my wedding to be a handfasting because of my Celtic-blood influence.
2. I really want my wedding to be a handfasting because of my Celtic-blood influence.
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