handbag house

A type of House music. Handbag house consists of the obligatory disco diva lyrics, simple four-on-the-floor TR-909 kick drums, hi-hats on the upbeats, Basic synth stabs in a minor key, and sometimes a snare on beats two and four. Videos often feature the singer in a leather costume dancing around while a sculpted bald black man gyrates his hips whilst also attempting to look threatening. Its name comes from the phenomenon of a group of women dancing around a pile of their handbags.

Damn son this handbag house shit is GAY!

by Smurf May 17, 2007

handbag branch

Some random thing that Harry styles tweeted that doesn't make any sense.

Dude Harry styles just tweeted "handbag branch" you think that means he's gay?

by Neighbourhood October 30, 2015

handbag branch

When you are forced to act straight (by someone/ some people) even though you are gay.

I'm a handbag branch, I wish I could come out but x won't let me.

by hermoinegranger November 2, 2015

Handbag twink

A gay man who is used by straight women to virtue signal they are woke.

Not to be confused with fag hag.

Almost the counterpart to beard.

“Who is that?”

“Oh that’s quinten, that’s Aleshia’s handbag twink”

by Dandy fresh October 18, 2022

handbag bisexual

When a lesbian dates a female bisexual, not as a legitamite partner, but as an accessory.

Oh they won't stay together, she's just a handbag bisexual

by rotothexy January 30, 2012

Handbag Potential

The ability of a male to make females jealous of his girlfriend, through physical attractiveness.
Relates to the jealousy created by a girl having a better handbag than her friends.

OMG that hotdog selling guy has amazing handbag potential!

Sure James is smart, but his handbag potential is way lower than Brads.

by Swiffyd October 1, 2012

handbag whore

someone who spends more than half their rent on designer handbags. someone who has more handbags than underwear.

that girl is such a handbag whore. Lindsay Lohan is a handbag whore.

by JTPratt December 16, 2007