hammocking

The process of laying a length of toilet paper directly from the left side of the toilet seat to the right (or vise versa) so that the toilet paper lies right beneath the anus, thus resembling a hammock; once this is accomplished one defecates on said 'hammock' to test the aim of ones anus and the strength quality of toilet paper used.
I was hammocking at the Wal-Mart today; their toilet paper was single ply so it didn't last very long. I wish I would have doubled up.
by Dr. Can Do November 10, 2009
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hammock

A large net for catching lazy people.

(per comedian Jim Gaffigan)
They might as well rename it (Hammock) to a large net for catching lazy people.
by floridadude094 April 17, 2009
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Hammocking

Used to describe the activity of laying in a hammock either alone or with others. Usually used in the format of a question more so than a statement.
Would you like to go hammocking? Or Nathan and Jessica went hammocking in the park the other day.
by LifeOfN8 August 09, 2019
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Hammocking

The act Hammocking can be achieved when two people (or more) of the same sex sleep in a hammock together. This life achievement normally happens at sleep-overs/parties, where more than one person needs a place to sleep. The "Hammockers" will normally be made fun of for sleeping in said hammock together.
The other night during the party the guys were Hammocking together.
by time2rape January 26, 2010
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hammock

A sanitary towel of the super-size variety. Will soak up the contents of a boating lake.
The dirty bitch blocked up the shitter with a fucking hammock
by RockMink November 10, 2004
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Hammocked

making plans and not executing it at all
"damn, we just got hammocked, he didnt even show up to his own plan tf dude" *cough john -C.L
by lamchop916 November 03, 2011
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hammock

the hairs in a male's (hopefully not female's)asshole/crack that create a "hammock" like shape, home of the dingleberries
I just had a poop 30 minutes ago and I couldn't successfully wipe so now the dingleberries are caked and lodged in my hammock!
by thecuzs August 15, 2008
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