The process of laying a length of toilet paper directly from the left side of the toilet seat to the right (or vise versa) so that the toilet paper lies right beneath the anus, thus resembling a hammock; once this is accomplished one defecates on said 'hammock' to test the aim of ones anus and the strength quality of toilet paper used.
I was hammocking at the Wal-Mart today; their toilet paper was single ply so it didn't last very long. I wish I would have doubled up.
by Dr. Can Do November 9, 2009
Get the hammockingmug. by floridadude094 April 16, 2009
Get the hammockmug. Used to describe the activity of laying in a hammock either alone or with others. Usually used in the format of a question more so than a statement.
by LifeOfN8 August 9, 2019
Get the Hammockingmug. The act Hammocking can be achieved when two people (or more) of the same sex sleep in a hammock together. This life achievement normally happens at sleep-overs/parties, where more than one person needs a place to sleep. The "Hammockers" will normally be made fun of for sleeping in said hammock together.
by time2rape January 26, 2010
Get the Hammockingmug. by RockMink November 10, 2004
Get the hammockmug. by lamchop916 November 2, 2011
Get the Hammockedmug. the hairs in a male's (hopefully not female's)asshole/crack that create a "hammock" like shape, home of the dingleberries
I just had a poop 30 minutes ago and I couldn't successfully wipe so now the dingleberries are caked and lodged in my hammock!
by thecuzs October 10, 2008
Get the hammockmug.