E = MC Hammered 

1) The theory that when you get drunk and do something, you won't remember it when your sober, but when you get hammered again you will remember everything that you forgot.

2) A new and upcoming rap group.

I tested my theory of E = MC Hammered on Jamaal the other night, and it worked!

E = MC Hammered by Michael51 November 9, 2006

hammered to the max

The point of intoxication where the drinker will past out if anymore alcohol is consumed.

Man, last night I was hammered to the max. I don't know what I was trying to prove.

hammered to the max by PlumberDan October 12, 2005

hammered 

Intoxicated beyond drunk.

Im fuckin Hammered.

hammered by Risky July 19, 2003

flatter than hammered shit 

Can't get any worse.

I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.

flatter than hammered shit by smedley pond June 14, 2010

Chelsea hammered 

To get extraordinarily wasted followed by a weekend of severe regret...commonly results in overall incoherency, brief skankyness before a quick emotional breakdown.

Man, that girl is Chelsea hammered.

Chelsea hammered by Chelsea hammered June 29, 2015

hammered fuck 

Hammered fuck is the ultimate, supreme state of party time explosiveness. This level of inebriation is the apocalyptic culmination of a night (or string of nights) of hardcore boozing. Hammered fuck is only reached after one has progressed through the following milestones

- hammered ass (beginner; 6-8 drinks, no pre-party),
- hammered shit (novice; 7-10 drinks, mild pre-party) and
- hammered fuck (advanced; 10+ drinks, heavy pre-party)

When one arrives at the hammered fuck stage, there is no turning back, consider it game over.

Pre-Party:
One fifth Berry/Melon Skyy Vodka, neat.
***Level Up: Hammered Ass Achieved***

Game Time:
(Party Hang 1) - 6 Vodka sodas; 2 SoCo lime shots, chilled
***Level Up: Hammered Shit Achieved***

(Party Hang 2) - 1 Vodka soda; 3 Jaeger shots, chilled; 1 Miller Lite, pre-hydration
***Level Up: Hammered Fuck Achieved***

Post-Hammered Fuck:
- Stumble home
- Mandatory hydration (to avoid early morning chest pounding and cotton-mouth)
- Rinse and repeat

hammered fuck by JaySkillz December 18, 2007

Snatch-hammered 

Used to describe a condition of blind infatuation by a male to a female counterpart. May be used synonymously with cunt-struck or pussywhipped.

1. Jennifer had Gary totally snatch-hammered. She was always sending him to the drugstore for tampons, monistat, and slim-fast.

2. The best way to tell if a guy is snatch-hammered is to force him to watch "Titanic" and "The Notebook" back-to-back. If he doesn't complain...snatch-hammered!!

Snatch-hammered by sour-puss July 4, 2007