Hair Compensator

Hair Compensator is a guy who is going bald on top but grows a ponytail in the back. Also grows a massive beard to make up for lack of head hair.

Hey look at pony tail dude. Yeah, what a Hair Compensator...he went bald on top so he is making up for it by growing it long in the back. At least it's better than a comb-over Trump style !

by EightBall February 5, 2014

water we dune hair

Phrase of exasperation popularized by former UFC fighter, podcast host, and comedian Brendan Schaub roughly translating to "what are we doing here?". Used to denote confusion over a situation or person's actions.

"I can't believe that they'd spend so much energy on that. Water we dune hair?"

by gumpynator October 17, 2021

nostril hair collector

This is a comical way of saying that someone has weird, solitary habits or obsessions.

Smedrick was an odd, little guy who often thought about his passion as a nostril hair collector.

by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

Shitty Hair

If you are deeply in love with someone you call them “Shitty Hair” nobody needs to know you like them and their stupid spiky red hair, not even you.

Person #1: hey Bakubro!
Person #2: hey Shitty Hair...

by I listen to girl in red uwu August 10, 2020

Yee Yee Ass Haircut

Something junior grimes (J grimes)

Junior grimes “j bravo” is a British tik toker and youtuber rapper that thinks bitches love him when in reality he’s the tackiest and grimiest mf ever seen! Aint no way any girls going to take a second glance at his ass

Person: Yo j maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut you’d get some bitches on ya dick “

Junior: aw shit , whatever you just a hater

Person: Nah fam, it’s for your own good brah

Junior: shit maybe your right or something

Person: I think I’m right or something

by Y’all ain’t fresh like me doe November 4, 2021

ye ye ass haircut

Franklins trim

Maybe if you got rid of that ye ye ass haircut you would get sum bitches on yo dicj

by Yeyeasshaircut January 14, 2021

hadir

A funny, beautiful, amazing person who anyone is lucky to have as a friend. She has a big heart and enjoys the moment. She loves peace and hates fighting she loves everyone and everything. You are lucky if you have a Hadir in your life, so don’t loose her.

A Hadir is an amazing person who loves everyone and hates cahos.

by Summer222356 July 4, 2018