hallway blocker

A fat, slow walking dumbass that waddles like a penguin through the school halways.

That fat ass hallway blocker could keep an entire school on Lockdown, solely by struggling to move his fat ass.

by Genius Christ March 5, 2003

Hallway Crush

When you "like" someone you've never talked to or have met typically in a school or work place environment usually passing them in a hallway of some sort.

Person one - OMG is that your hallway crush?!

Person two - yeah

Person one - what's their name again?

Person two - I don't know

by hey_there_delilah February 19, 2022

Hallway Pizza

Also known as the “BLFC Hallway Cum Pizza”, refers to the event that occurred on the second day of the furry convention “Big Little Fur Con”, around 19 furries ejaculated onto a pizza before leaving it in the hallway for three hours.

Ever heard of the Hallway Pizza?

by TakenHandle867 November 24, 2022

hallway friend

Someone you know from one of your classes that you get along with, but arent really friends with. You would never hang out with them in public, but you dont mind talking to them in class and waving to them in the hallway when you see them. As shallow as this may sound, we all have at least one hallway friend.

Girl 1: Hey were going to the beach this weekend. Wanna come?

Girl 2: Fer sure.

Girl 1: You can invite your friend Jane if you want.

Girl 2: No way! I only know her because she was in my physics class. Shes just a hallway friend.

by wellokiguess March 28, 2010

Hallway Bitches

Slutty looking women in a hallway

That hotel had hella hallway bitches!

by sambarnwell December 23, 2010

Hallway Threesome

When a girl is holding hands with her bestfriend and her boyfriend at the same time, while walking down the hallway.

H: "Dude, I was walking behind Jack and Jill holding hands in the hallway, and then Jill randomly grabbed Becky's hand."

J: "Wow, what a hallway threesome."

by Soup_Kitchen_Nun March 1, 2011

Hallway Moses

Someone who has an uncanny ability to clear a path through massive amounts of people in any hallway. This person is usually accompanied by any combination of bad attitude, bad odor, or clinical obesity.

Kid 1: Man, you see that guy Ryan over there?
Kid 2: Yeah, i wouldn't want to get in his way, he's a regular hallway moses.

by L Dangereux March 19, 2009