halitosis

(n., shortened form of "simple chronic halitosis") False medical condition created by advertising writers to sell mouthwash. Only known symptom is bad breath, usually brought under control with periodic use of advertiser's product.

The best cure for halitosis is better oral hygene.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

halitasses

When you have chronic stink ass. Constant skid marks.

Randy her ass smells bad. Think she has Halitasses

by Juicy guy November 7, 2022

halitosis

A condition 1/3 people have at Garfield High school

by FAT Tom June 14, 2003

anal halitosis

Just a fancy synonym for "fart".

Someone here in the elevator has some "anal halitosis!"

by Valhalla Norsemen September 30, 2013

halitosis hypnosis

The effect someone gets when a person with bad breath is speaking to them. The condition is made worse if it involves being on a date. Indications are, weariness in the limbs, a blind stare, the worst being loss of consciousness.

Woman: "Where did you go right now? You seem completely out of it."

Man: "Well Miss, I am sorry to say this, but your breath put me under Halitosis Hypnosis, Gotta Run!"

by blumehauser October 15, 2009

halitosis

Very bad breath that smells like somebody didn't brush their teeth their whole lives or use mouthwash or something. The common stench of anime/cosplay/Linux/hacker conventions, which usually mingles with the stench of the unwashed bodies of the geeks who attend them, all to produce a deadly vapor that can be smelled from up to two blocks away.

I smell halitosis in the air. A large groups of geeks are gathered nearby.

by I think I'm going to vomit profusely now. August 25, 2003

Halitosis Vaginosis

Smelly vagina

That girl has some serious halitosis vaginosis

by Ice Master Shizzle November 26, 2010