half wit

stupid person who is 1 can short of a six pack, 2 rolls short of a picnic etc.., to have no common sense.

calfhead is a fuckin half wit!

by zabba September 11, 2003

half-wit

1.a person of subnormal intelligence

2.One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence

3.a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person

1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!

2.You are a half-wit.Period.

by zingeraddict October 19, 2011

Half Term Half Wit

Sarah Palin

Half Term Half Wit is an unqualified boob of a Governor that quits halfway thru her term

by CameramanDavid December 25, 2010

Halfwitty

Comments made by a Halfwit trying to sound witty

Pinon trys to belittle people by using Halfwitty comments

by Finicut January 6, 2005

Flaming half wit

When a person has only half of their wit and has somehow managed to catch on fire.

j00 b33/\/ pwned by Grungemetal!

Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005

halfwitticism

Statement which suggests that its speaker is or may be a halfwit, particularly statements made with humourous intent which are, for whatever reason, adjudged to be completely witless: e.g., "Working hard or hardly working?"

Skank: "I literally died when DMc left the 'stang without saying goodbye."
Skanks brighter friend: "That's such a fuckin' halfwitticism, coz you obviously didn't."

by DMc June 15, 2004

halfbitch

a woman of short statue, usually below 5 foot

hahaha, Victor's got himself a Slacky wide on for that halfbitch!

by FistyTheFerret August 27, 2005