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Harold Park

During the experimental detonation of a gamma bomb, scientist Mr.Park, Harold's father, rushed to save a teenager who has driven onto the testing field. Pushing the teen into a trench, Mr.Park himself was caught in the blast, absorbing massive amounts of radiation. He awakened later in an infirmary, seeming relatively unscathed, but when he got his wife pregnant his son transformed into a lumbering grey form that breaks through the wall and has "excessive anger".

Furthermore Harold Park began weight-training at two. He was awarded the title of Mr. Universe at age 4 and went on to win the Mr. Olympia contest a total of seven times. Park has remained a prominent face in the bodybuilding sport long after his retirement, and has broken several walls, and faces.
1) Oh damn! There goes Harold Park smashing through walls again!

2) Harold Park quickly became angry at inanimate objects for being lazy.

3) Look, it's typical Harold Park punching people in the face.
by THE HAROLD August 10, 2009
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Harold Lauder

A character from Stephen King's novel, "The Stand". He masturbates bitterly at one part of the story.
A description of Harold Lauder's actions from The Stand:

"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.

She didn't wake.

He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)
by Godzilla himself April 4, 2010
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Choreography using a lot of dance movement with the head that causes the hair to thrash about.
The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders used hairography in their half time performance.
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Hajra

Hajra is a gorgeous girl who is so funny and sporty. She won't care what other people think, and if you want her you had better hurry up.
"Seriously, lad, Hajra is looking so fit"
"When should I ask her out mate?
"Go now!"
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hafro

When a person tries to grow an Afro, but the hair grows out instead of up.
Kenny sure is sporting quite the hafro.
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Harold Army

A army of deadly frogs who want to conquer the whole milky way. They love to eat cookies and milk. There are 3 forces in the Harold army, the Navy, (Harolds in coconut suits) The air force (Paper airplanes) and the Harold Military (Paper tanks). If you mess with the Harold army they will capture you and feed you too the captive Swanodendrons and Patricias whom they force to make milk and cookies.
The Harold Army will haunt your dreams.
The Harold Army will eat you.
The Harold Army will capture you.
The Harold Army defeated the Patricias.
by The Harold Army April 17, 2019
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Papi Haro

A gangster who runs the streets of carmel valley. He’s known for his classy drip, his awesome vocabulary (words like bangsta , bluhd, and 🔯) and his big tiddie wifey vlada haro. His home resonates in the Mcdonald’s in the Del Mar Highlands; but be careful because he might jump you! This term can also be to describe yourself as the almighty god.

Ex:
“Omg did u see papi haro at the highlands?”

“yeah bro his fit was drippy drippy finesse trippy”
“What a gangster!”
“Omg did u see papi haro at the highlands?”

yeah bro his fit was drippy drippy finesse trippy!”
“What a gangster!”
by Papisbiggestfan April 23, 2020
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