Winter Haven

1) The place where the elderly go to die....but only after they drive slowly in the left lane in their obnoxiously large, white, American cars.

2) A city in Florida with an ass ton of inconveniently placed lakes.

3) Downtown Orlampa.

4) Snowbird central.

Person 1: Dammit! Why is this person in a Grand Marquis driving in the left lane 20 mph under the speed limit parallel to this guy in the Crown Victoria?!?!

Person 2: Because they're old, senile, and about to die. But I guess you'd drive slowly too if you couldn't see over the steering wheel...


Person 1: Wait...why the hell does Winter Haven have more lakes than Lakeland?

Person 2: Good question...


Person 1: Should we go to Warped Tour in Orlando or Tampa?

Person 2: Both!! Hells yeah for living in Orlampa!


Person 1: Why is everything so crowded all of a sudden??

Person 2: The snowbirds have migrated... They need to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by bubblemuffin August 1, 2008

Haven gice done

When you can't decide whether to say "have a nice one" or "have a good day" so your brain makes you say both.

Dude I just said "haven gice done" to a bus driver, I am now going to jump off a cliff.

by 2.4braincell April 24, 2021

new haven

One of the few places in America where rich white kids and poor black men cooexist.

New Haven is where Uncle Tom goes to die.

by Tobey January 10, 2006

hayven

Shy, but outgoing,and loves to do what they want, and they don't care what other people think about them. They love talking to people if they know the person.

That hayven is very cool In their own way

by dance_queen55 March 21, 2017

havencha

a quicker way to say, "haven't you?"

Girl 1: I broke up with my bf. He was dumb and so were my other two.

Girl 2: Wow, you've had problems in that department, havencha?

by coolbeans May 2, 2008

Combe Havened

When one takes another into a caravan site and becomes aquainted with anothers interior

Hey, has anyone seen Paul?? Yeah he's gone early to go and get Combe Havened

by Sparky999 September 23, 2009

Barr Haven

A very white suburb of Ottawa where there is nothing to do but smoke a lot of pot and do other drugs.

Hey look at that kid smoking pot, he must be from Barr Haven

by KronikKid June 7, 2005