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my new haircut

A funny video on youtube.com. It epitimizes a typical guido in Staten Island, NJ shore, etc. It mocks them in the way they dress, tan, cut their hair, and work out at the gym. youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
That "my new haircut" video basically represents 90% of my high school
by realdealholyfield November 9, 2007
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Alternative Lifestyle Haircut

alternative lifestyle haircut (n) – A haircut or style that indicates its owner leads a life contrary to that of the conservative or heterosexual world. Also known as “the significant lesbian haircut,” the acquiring of an alternative lifestyle haircut is often seen as a rite of passage into lesbian adulthood, even if it is not maintained after the initial cut. Like a bat mitzvah, but on your head. Examples include: the mohawk, the fauxhawk, the mullet, the sidesweep, and the Tegan and Sara.

The term was coined by Autostraddle.com and has since become a common collloquialism.
1.) Jess just came out and, after going to her first Tegan and Sara concert, got an alternative lifestyle haircut similar to Tegan's.

2.) Once Leah added an alternative lifestyle haircut to her outfit composed of American Apparel and a skinny tie, she became infinitely more attractive.
by udddddd April 25, 2010
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midget haircut

the act of knifing someone on black ops
Dave: "i ran right past him and knifed him."
Dan: "yeah man, you gave him the midget haircut!"
by muhkenuh December 21, 2010
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Free Haircuts

The act of complete annihilation and/or embarrassment of your enemy while compiling a large amount of headshots in any FPS online match. The claimant must have a majority of his/her kills come from headshots before he/she can claim to have opened up shop.
Dude, last night on COD Sean was pwning noobs and giving kids free haircuts left and right. It was unreal!
by ShooterMERKgavin July 12, 2011
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Post Haircut Bliss

Right after you get a haircut, when you're extremely happy and/or satisfied with it. Often followed by regret.
Person 1: OMG I can't believe how great my haircut is!
Person 2: Dude, it's just post haircut bliss. You'll feel different about it tomorrow.
by Squirrel22342 February 3, 2012
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haircut blog

A blog or blog post that describes completely normal, typical, and often disinteresting everyday events such as going to school, paying bills, or getting a haircut.
Her frequent haircut blogs were a definite sign that she needed a more active social life.
by Lyndse November 5, 2008
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kennedy haircut

"If you keep stealing money from the mob, you're going to end up with a Kennedy haircut!"
by Collin Mark May 18, 2006
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