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haggisalope

A mix between the haggis and the jackalope. Typicaly called the North American Haggis. This animal has 2 and a half stomachs, no intestine, and a large pair of antlers. The haggisalope hops up and down mountains in the Colorado Rockies with its 3 legs. However, the front 1 leg is shorter than the back 2, causing it to fall down the mountain and break its neck. Hunting of haggisalope is either done with a toilet or large turds, though the ass goblin also works as bait. The haggisalope was thought to of gone extinct when scotsmen and irishmen made a mixbreed called scirish, often known as drunks. New evidence has pointed to their migration to China, making them commielopes.
Person 1: Hey, Frank, you want to go haggisalope hunting?

Person 2: Do you have the ass goblins?

Person 3: HEY! Who put the toilet in the car? And why are there ass goblins in the toilet? Is it haggisalope season?

Person 2: So you do have ass gobblins!

Person 1: Yea. And the runs.
by TheProudestLoser December 11, 2007
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Haggis Rail

A skinny-fat guy in scotland, preferably wearing a kilt. Like a haggis hung in the middle of a thin rail. Skinny arms and legs, kilt, big beer gut.
Aye Hamish, ye better lay off the ale, I ken yer startin' ta look a bit like a haggis rail, ya grinchy bastard.
by Scumwaffle September 30, 2010
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Aladdin's Haggis

A lemmon-shaped meat-filled take-out food from Aladdin's on Crown Street in New Haven, CT
Last night I eat three Aladdin's Haggis, and now my arse is killing me.
by Hairy MacFat June 11, 2006
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haggis mule

An imaginary animal that is seen by special types of down syndrome children. The haggis mule has been reported to capture bald men and eat them in their caves.
Oh my god! Christopher Boone just saw Jivov get eaten by a haggis mule!
by The king of hagrid May 26, 2009
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Haggis

A verb meaning to leave your friends behind after being served first.
Four friends go to the chip stand, all four order but one friend is served first, and instead of waiting for his other three friends to be served the first friend just leaves.

Jim: "Hey Bill, you totally haggised out on us at the chippy"
Bill: "it was cold out, I wanted to get back inside before I froze to death"
by thatpatguy May 8, 2008
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Haggis face

When a scotsman ejaculates and then vomits on a woman's face creating a mixture that resembles haggis.
Mr. Macscotsman gave me a haggis face last night, I was so pissed.
by The flying scotsman December 17, 2008
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shag the haggis

Johnny said he likes to shag the haggis. What a pervert!
by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016
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