Haggios

The delightfully crappy breakfast cereal for all of those crazy punkin' Scotsmen (and women) out there. It's made out of only the best haggis, which is made out of only the best sheep and pig parts. They look like cheerios, smell like haggis, and taste like crap!

"Oh man, those haggios taste just like the real thing!"

by Hans le Noir September 7, 2005

baby haggis

An unflushable turd, approximately the size of a coke can or baby haggis hence the name. Loose rectum required.

Who keeps on leaving those baby haggis' in J Block toilets?

by Wye Boy January 25, 2008

Haggis Land.

Where do they eat Haggis? Scotland. So quite simply, Haggis Land is Scotland.

''Where's Miles gone to on his holiday?''
''Didn't you hear? He's gone to Haggis Land.''

by babyimbadnews July 23, 2009

haggis under the kilt

The 'accidental' sighting of a mans testes. A Scottish term typically used when people flash their kilt but can be used when women flash under their skirt

Vicky: I saw a bit of Sam's haggis under the kilt.
Maulie: was it nice

Vicky: tiny

by spacker110 January 28, 2015

love haggis

a scottish man's ejaculation. considered to be of a greater consistency than a lesser man's semen.

his kilt came off and he got love haggis all in my hair! it took three washings to get out!

by eeemart December 3, 2009

haggis breasts

someone with a large bust which doesn't look natural and who is so scaffy that they clearly couldn't afford a boob job therefore they are obviously made of some sort of cheap/tacky/disguisting material the best one is haggis

abi titmus has haggis breasts/sewage breasts/papermache breasts etc.

by el capitano December 12, 2004

Chief Haggisbomb

The Chief Haggisbomb is a larger version of the Haggisbomb. Nicknamed 'The Chief' a Chief Haggisbomb is made by purchasing a 2 litre bottle of Irn Bru and a bottle of Jäger. After buying the Irn Bru, drink or empty a quarter of the bottle and fill it up with Jäger. Mix it up so the Jäger mixes in with all of the Irn Bru. The end result, is a 2 litre Haggisbomb, known as the Chief Haggisbomb.

Guy 1: Hey pal, can you get me a 2 litre bottle of the Bru and a bottle of Jäger?

Guy 2: Aye sure, but why?

Guy 1: I'm going to make a Chief Haggisbomb.

by Tartan Warrior June 19, 2013