HAF

"Hard As Fuck"

Tyler says:
*is he HAF?
amberr started a riot , says:
*what? hahaha
Tyler says:
*...
*Hard As Fuck
amberr started a riot , says:
*OH see , when you said HAF
i was like "horny as fuck"
D:

by Amberr Started A Riot December 9, 2008

HAF

Acronyms to shorten the expression: High as fuck

Damn! I just smoke weed and now i'm HAF!

by MariaSoledad April 14, 2011

haf

The smaller of two halves

"Which piece do you want?", "I'll just have the haf thanks"

by Ashman25 May 17, 2006

haf

A cheeky laugh used on IRC. Is pronounced as is. Usually follows a rude comment or statement or when someone else is in an unfortunate situation.

<CF> D: my mom found my porn collection
<frances> haf haf haf

by frances_farmer December 30, 2003

HAF

High Altitude Flatulence

We went skiing last weekend at Park City and Liz would NOT stop HAF-ing

by ShallowFuckingValues February 25, 2021

"Haf"

A phrase coined on IRC by myself. It is a condescending version of "lol"

"Haf haf I ownt u lolololooolloolz"

by CommunistWithAGun December 29, 2003

HAF

Hip As Fuck. When you see a guy walking down the street with his pants rolled up to mid calf, a fedora, a button-down shirt buttoned to the top, and clarks on. Then he is HAF.

Damn you see that dudes outfit?

Yea he is HAF.

by joey32940 July 22, 2011