haf

A cheeky laugh used on IRC. Is pronounced as is. Usually follows a rude comment or statement or when someone else is in an unfortunate situation.

<CF> D: my mom found my porn collection
<frances> haf haf haf

by frances_farmer December 30, 2003

HAF

High Altitude Flatulence

We went skiing last weekend at Park City and Liz would NOT stop HAF-ing

by ShallowFuckingValues February 25, 2021

HAF

Hip As Fuck. When you see a guy walking down the street with his pants rolled up to mid calf, a fedora, a button-down shirt buttoned to the top, and clarks on. Then he is HAF.

Damn you see that dudes outfit?

Yea he is HAF.

by joey32940 July 22, 2011

haf

hype as fuck

yeah , im gotta new phone . im haf !

by ow , shawty bhadd May 8, 2010

HAF

Meaning "Hard as Fuck" ... Usually put it at the end of a saying in use of sarcasm. I usually say it to trampy chavs that think they're cool.

Ha look at that guy with the tank top, definitely HAF.

by LittleRaeRae May 5, 2011

haf

Stands for "Having A Fit" made up by Chloe and is used when something is funny.

"i had your ma last night"
"HAF HAF HAF HAF"

by Jen February 11, 2005

HAF

Short form of hung as fuck or hungover as fuck. Used after an especially DAF night.

What the fuck happened last night? I'm HAF and I don't remember anything.

by Steph DC August 17, 2008