ShallowFuckingValues's definitions

Walmart people pool party

When you abduct a couple people from Walmart, take them to a failed subdivision establishment, throw them in an empty pool with one steak knife, and force them to fight to the death.

Hey many, I’m bored as hell, let’s throw a Walmart people pool party like we did for your sister’s bat mitzvah.

by ShallowFuckingValues February 25, 2021

HAF

High Altitude Flatulence

We went skiing last weekend at Park City and Liz would NOT stop HAF-ing

by ShallowFuckingValues February 25, 2021