italian lawn jockey handoff

the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having sex with your partner, you tag in the assistance of your midget wingman to help you fuck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome

(midget talking to normal size friend)
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?

by sammythejuice October 24, 2011

Had off

Stolen.

To have something taken without your permssion and without intent to return in.

"Tony's car got had off last night"
"Someone broke into my house, my TV got had off"

Had off, stolen

by Sha101 August 7, 2009

Handoffable

The ability to think about someone whilst having a wank.

"Be-jayzus look at caroline, she is very handoffable"

by that-guys February 7, 2013

handoff

Hanging out with one girl and switching to another to avoid "approach anxiety".

Dude I was hanging with Claudia and it was going nowhere. Then, Katherine showed up! The perfect handoff.

by GSan2011 July 18, 2011

hamoff

when hamon isnt on

my hamon is hamoff, jonathan quick B R E A T H

by adhfgsdhhgfgh October 7, 2020

HAGOFF/H.A.G.O.F.F.

HAGOFF/H.A.G.O.F.F.- definition: Acronym- Have A Good One F*ck Face // conversational dead end and or dodge quote of the mediocre humans meaningless to most and simply unavoidable to many, usually leaving one feeling braindead and wondering why they even said that might you end it with a bang f*ck face! Ha.. such a macabre formed habit in ordinary society wake up! however there is a proper way to use the phrase that is reasonably polite in a manner to escape and flee a from a conversation, but sadly at the turning point of a conversation carry a pass to saying goodbye and sometimes it just comes out f*ce face have a good one are you sleeping

Hagoff/H.A.G.O.F.F. have a good one f*ck face! common courtesy and simple simpletons can now just f*cking Hagoff- about it and make my day! Y'all justa buncha hagoffs cant turn ya brains on i am hagoffin outta here haha hagoffs ate the crust and it wasn't even stuffed not judgin just hagoff

by XILLIVADER January 16, 2025

mexican handoff

you take a item from someone and pass it around it cant go to the same person twice as the person who owns the item trying to get it when every one gets the item you win

billy took franks hat and gave it to every one in in the room starting a mexican handoff

by loganmed04 January 25, 2018