Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles

A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.

Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!

by Lynny64 July 15, 2011

habeeb it

Believe it. A meme from 4chan.org.

"Itty bitty Baby, itty bitty boat"
"I don't believe it!"
"Habeeb it!"
"Twinkie house!"

by Jimmy July 31, 2006

Haberstick

To have a really small penis and pork ugly fat girls in the butt.

Dam Haberstick Grace D.

by Daniel Haberstick September 30, 2010

Habeebah

Habeebah- Means "My Love" in arabic. Its also a name of a girl who is smart and also street smart at the same time. Shes loves to party, dancing shaking her nice butt and hangout with friends. Shes the one that sticks out from her friends no matter if its her height, smile, or personality. She has a perfect body. you know that 36 42 36. Habeebah really cant be defined to much because shes an open book.. their is always something new about that Habeebah. Nickname is usually "Bebe" or "BeeBee"

I love hangout with Habeebah we always have a good time at the club

Ask Habeebah i think she knows

Damn Habeebah body is banging

by Honeybe August 25, 2010

Habeba

(N.) A girl's name. Arabic for "love" or "sweet". Often times has a great personality and cares for others. And is also adorable.

Do you know Habeba? Yes,I love her!

by helaaol October 1, 2011

Habeus Grabus

"Habeus Grabus" is a law enforcement colloquialism that is a play on the legal term "Habeus Corpus" (a writ/legal action/legal principle, through which a prisoner can be released from unlawful detention,specifically a detention lacking sufficient cause or evidence). While "Habeus Corpus" infers an arrest or detention is unlawful due to a lack of evidence, "Habeus Grabus" infers that an arrest and detention is lawful, has solid evidence and meets the legal requirements needed to press charges.

The trooper put the"Habeus Grabus" on that guy after he failed his field sobriety tests and blew a .104. -or- I put the "Habeus Grabus" on that dirtbag and gave him a free pair of matching stainless steel bracelets before I took him to booking. -or- That cop put the "Habeus Grabus" on that occupier who spit on him.

by SirBeavis December 15, 2011

Habenero Hangover

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially habeneros.

Very difficult to distinguish from Jalepeno Hangover, although symptoms may last a bit longer with habeneros.

me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a habenero hangover.

boss: I think we need to talk about your habenero problem.

me: I can stop anytime I want.

by Kronite March 23, 2008