hurk

the act of jerking off; for lack of better terms.

i hurked today after school and came all over the place.
My mother beat me because it got all over the her favorite bra.

by pervert man June 13, 2007

Hurk a durk

It's s hurk a durk there's nothing else to it

Don't be such a hurk a durk

by Hurkadurk August 15, 2016

Hurk

A teacher who will mysteriously disappear at the start of a class after giving them an assignment and comes back halfway through a class to check on them and answer questions, usually after smoking or getting a coffee, and after that mysteriously disappears again until end of the class to get his belongings and send the students out.

New Student: Hey where did our teacher go?
Old student: Oh that teacher? That guy is a total hurk, he only cares about the money hes getting for babysitting us.
New student: Cant we do something about that?
Old student: We tried but we never can prove anything about it to the headmaster.

by anonymous September 13, 2019

Johan van den hurk

A person that cant explain things well. Also a person Who you get in trouble faster with

Thet Johan van den hurk is very annoying

by anonymous December 3, 2021