Homsexual

A Person who is borderline gay but hasn't reached that point just yet; is still considering themselves bi or pan

"Felipe, you seem down, man. What's the problem" "I don't know man. I feel like I love guys more than girls, but I'm not sure yet" "Man, I guess you're homsexual then"

by Hom-Sapien October 29, 2018

Hooky Hamser

1) When a gentleman loves his partner very much, he demonstrates his affection by warming a bowl of mashed potato to 40 degrees celsius. He then proceeds to feed the pony with a handful of aforementioned warm potato. Should this gesture be rejected, he lovingly smears potato on his fist and hook-punches her in the growler - this is also known as an Angry Hamser.

2) Sheikh Abu Hamsa al Masri (Brap)

Melvin was out in Hemel with this older chick the other night. Upon realising he actually really liked this girl, he decided to take her back to his mum's and perform a hooky hamser on her in the garden after warming the mash.

by Kevmon May 12, 2007

hamsey

A large human being that has a massive head with gigantic ear lobes, wears basketball shorts and flip flops all year long, a human who sweats often and needs food in his belly at all times.

Also descrided as "HAMMER" OR "HAMMER HEAD"

"Wow that guys so hamsey"
"HAMMER"
"FAT FUCK"
"I FEEL LIKE HAMSEY ON A SUMMER DAY"
"HAMS"

by jeffery balls November 8, 2007

offing himself

Another way to say something is going to commit suicide/kill themselves.

Fred: 'Did you hear Bob is offing himself tonight?'
Peter: 'Yeah, dude. Sad.'

by Jay Jay <33 October 20, 2008

himself

an irish reference to the male head of the household. a notch below himself is "that other fellow." even lower is "that thing over there."

so where the hell is himself tonight?

by himself o'leary September 9, 2004

Finch-HIMself

Finch-HIMself is mostly known for hacking Habbo.com moderators and staff members. He's a legit hacker that has made several thousand dollars simply by playing an 'online game'.

His website is www.Finch-HIMself.com

Finch-HIMself don't take my furnizzzz!!!

by William Reed January 2, 2008

smell himself

when a young adolescent girl or boy starts to become rebellious

My son and I were discussing his curfew the other night, and he raised his voice at me for the very first time. I told my son that he needed to watch his tone with me because he's starting to smell himself and I don't play that.

by AlwaysSweet February 8, 2008