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Whoroscope

A prediction of how many dicks that a thot will please tonight based on her zodiac sign
Hey, Jenny, did you see your whoroscope? Better stock up on birth control!
by Atheistzilla November 12, 2014
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Hardscope

The way you're supposed to use a sniper in Call of Duty.
FaZeFanboy32: Omfg this kid hardscoped me!
by Jeerve February 3, 2014
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whoroscope

A prediction of someone's asstrologically influenced future with respect to getting some action from a dirty sloot.
Cdog and D-Tox checked their respective whoroscopes before hitting the town that night... another late night poutine at ESD was written in the stars.
by Jizzones April 28, 2004
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Horrorscope

A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers May 20, 2011
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Hardscope

Something kids get way to angry about in Modern Warfare 2.
Randy: (watches killcam) O MY GOD YOU WOULD HARDSCOPE YOU UBER EPIC ULTRA MEGA-n0000b!!!

Darian: Calm down dude...

Randy: TOGGLE MUTE!
by Schnalex August 8, 2010
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