Jeerve's definitions

Urban Dictionary

A site with definitions and slangs that nobody actually uses.

I use Urban Dictionary because I'm retarded!

by Jeerve May 13, 2014

Suspicious But Innocent ( SBI )

The kind of guy who asks what city you live in or what color your house is not because he's stalking you or plotting to kill you, but because he's genuinely curious and likes to get to know people. Is likely a teen who's autistic.

That guy you're talking to online seems Suspicious But Innocent ( SBI ).

Note: I am not responsible for you sounding like a retard for trying to pronounce parenthesis' out loud.

by Jeerve May 26, 2014

Caucasian

White people. Some cults believe Cthulu fused Asians with another variant of extinct humans forming the hybrid white man and woman!

Caucasian! Without the Asian you're just cocks!

by Jeerve May 26, 2014

Hardscope

The way you're supposed to use a sniper in Call of Duty.

FaZeFanboy32: Omfg this kid hardscoped me!

by Jeerve February 3, 2014