a funny, zany, crazy, awesome teacher (usually math) who shouldnt retire sooner than 3 years after you leave the school.
by ilovejakeypoo October 23, 2011
Get the Mr Hooley mug.When and animal, or human, spends too much time up close to butt holes. This is common in dogs due to their continuous ass sniffing rituals. The inexperienced will inadvertently touch said butt orifice with one or both eyes ... causing a hideous eye infection. Holeyetis
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When you wanna scream That's a load of Bullshit at the top of your lungs but there's a sweet old grandma next to you so you opt for "ThATs A LOad OF HooEY"
by 🌸💗ι wαnτ τo βε α flowεr💗🌸 November 9, 2018
Get the Hooey mug.Aussie version of "Holy Moly" or variants. Slightly archaic/rural (read: Westie/Bogan etc), but still sometimes used by kids in front of Authorities. Also spelt "hoolEy doolEy"
by Bronteboy January 10, 2012
Get the Hooly dooly ! mug.The fetish sexual act of laying ones penis on a table, board, or similar surface and proceeding to stab it repeatedly with a knife or sharp object.
It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.
It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.
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