by badseed October 26, 2006
verb: to mouth holster. a blow job. preferably a long blow job. derived from the old west vernacular. as in to have your weapon holstered with another's mouth. think of it this way: its a safe place to keep your wang.
a: "how do you know that chick?"
b: "she mouth holstered me"
a: "come again?"
b: "she took me in with her mouth, you know, holstered me"
a: "wha?"
b: "dewd, she blew me"
a: "nice"
b: "she mouth holstered me"
a: "come again?"
b: "she took me in with her mouth, you know, holstered me"
a: "wha?"
b: "dewd, she blew me"
a: "nice"
by the_dutch_fist September 02, 2006
A girl who is sleeps around a lot; easy; loose; whore; skank; slut etc. (insult)
a place where multiple guys frequently park their dick
condom
a place where multiple guys frequently park their dick
condom
OMG, that girl slept with 5 different guys this weekend, multiple times, and her boyfriend still hasn't found out! She is such a penis holster!
God I'm horny, I gotta find me a penis holster for tonight.
I forgot my penis holster, and now she might be pregnant!
God I'm horny, I gotta find me a penis holster for tonight.
I forgot my penis holster, and now she might be pregnant!
by Maggie Rose January 31, 2008
by Modernartmasterpiece October 25, 2006
Pecker Holster is a derogatory term for the mouth or one who performs frequent blow jobs. It is not a polite thing to say in almost any group, regardless of the sexual proclivities of the group.
by Mudknuckle Circus December 03, 2013
Smells like boner holster in here.
by MC Cancerpants August 01, 2006
by slapmeat July 29, 2003