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A gay icon that we all deserve. One of South Korea’s first openly gay k-pop idol. But his vocals are beautiful, so stan him, please.
Random Person: I need some good music

Random Person #2: Try Jay Park
Random Person #3: Holland, listen to Holland
by moonchild_mp4 February 10, 2019
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Now a common Cornish family name, which originally came from the "Hollanders" whose ancestors descended from the "hol land" ("hollow land") at the turn of the 14th century in search for Cider and pasties. Truth be known, they were indeed driven out of Holland by the Danes for being poor lovers and sportsmen!
Also, the former founders of the supermarket Lidls, where quality was only surpassed by cheapness and "tack". Just walk up to a "Hollander" today in the street (they are easy to spot, always wearing football tops and eating pasties) and ask them about Lidls supermarkets; they will answer: "They're the best kept secret in town, lots of bargains to be had, save lots of money and free parking..." Because they tend to miss their "hol land" don't be surprised if you hear them moaning aloud about traditional english heritage, especially public taverns that sell real traditional ale and real potatoes with meat... just like in their favourite pastie you would think?
Holland and Man U football supporters who only know one song about pasties:
Oggy Oggy Oggy!
Oi Oi Oi!
Oggy Oggy Oggy!
Oi Oi Oi!
Oggy!
Oi!
Oggy!
Oi!
Oggy Oggy Oggy!
Oi Oi Oi!
by Sqn Ldr September 21, 2008
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Noun: an unwanted sexual advance in the form of a video taken from a mobile device. To be called a "holland," the video must contain video of male masturbation, up to and including ejaculation.
That guy is such a perv, he sent me a holland.
by docgl May 22, 2010
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Holland,the name decribes it pretty well (Hole-Land),the land where the assholes (also named "dutch") come from.
The dutch hate the germans because Germany beats Holland on every single thing imaginable.
Holland is also the only country on the planet where immigrants have actually more rights then the dutch themself and make good use of them.
Dutch woman are known to sleep with everyone hence in Holland the best whores are free! Only a dutchmen will actually pay for a whore in Amsterdam.
Roberto; Yo Mario! Wanna go to Holland this weekend?
Mario; No thanks,i rather cut off my cock with a razor.
by Italiano1207 February 13, 2008
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A Cornish Pikey ( Not Pasty )
A Holland,A Male or Female local that shops at Trago or Lidals , Trago is a cheap outlet in the west and Lidals covers the South East , Answers to OH or What,Mainly Says TWAT .
by david bowie3 September 3, 2006
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a gay lookin faggot. photoshops pictures of him in mexico. gets in trouble by people’s coaches at herriman rec. a real SACKEMENLION!!!!
i was bullied at the rec today. That boy was a real holland
by notmeorismail December 30, 2017
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acronym for Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
Boy: Hey! Will you go out with me?
Girl: Of course!
Boy: Awesome(:
Girl: HOLLAND
by ShakeThatBooty July 1, 2011
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