hms

Basic bitch initials for Hate MySelf

*posts picture of self* (Tagline) - Not looking good today hms

by Shitebag5 May 17, 2015

HM

Her Majesty / High Maintenance. "Allow me to inform your uppity blonde self that we ain't even got no damn grapefruit juice to splash in your damn Sex on the Beach and same applies to whatever your pet monkey drinkin' too."

"What would HM request we place before her refined palate this morning? Hmm?"

by Monkey's Dad November 23, 2022

Hm

Usually a word used for saying you either don't know what to say or are currently thinking. Usually used in text language or on IM services.

Person 1: I don't know what to do!
Person 2: Hm...

by DouchePig2 March 13, 2009

Hms

Hit my Snapchat

Ray:wyd
Nicki:Nfn

Ray:tell Taylor hms
Nicki:rd

by K_.gurl🤪 February 11, 2019

hm

a word mostly women use that institutes intense wonder in the guy, thus giving her such power in only one small grunt-type majiig.

It is also used to make other people wonder what you're thinking about, or is used to pretend you're listening...

guy: "I'm so sorry, I tried calling you."
girl: "hm"

by Revlen April 12, 2006

HM

High maintainence. Usually refering to a woman.

Person 1: You see that girl with the prada bag checking out the dude in the shiny shirt?

Person 2: Yeah, she is crazy HM.

by Bruler May 4, 2004

hm

Can be used as an unnecessary extension to a question.

What's with all these people wearing stupid colorful socks--do they think they distract people away from realizing how boring and unoriginal they actually are, hm?

by burlwood January 5, 2016