Hitch a ride

Walking behind a girl with a hot ass when going from one place to another.

After I get off the bus, I wait wait for a hot girl to walk by so I can hitch a ride for my walk to work.

Wow, Mary has great ass. I know.When she walked by me this morning, I hitched a ride and stared at her ass for 20 minutes.

by Mrshinnypants June 21, 2020

Hitch-Slapped

When a person overwhelmingly loses a debate with Christopher Hitchens. Most of the people Hitchens has debated with wind up Hitch-Slapped within a few minutes.

The Pope: Sex is meant for procreation, not for pleasure. Condoms are sinful and prevent the potential development of human life.

Christopher Hitchens: Your opposition to condom use has led to the spread of HIV/AIDS, hunger, poverty, and countless other miseries throughout the Third World!

Mediator: Your holiness, it looks like you've been Hitch-slapped.

by thegreatrock June 16, 2011

Hitch Corner

The american football route combination of Hitch Corner is also known as a smash route. While talking to a bro this can be used to conceal the statement that you would like to smash someone in the area (used to signify girls only because if you are talking about a guy you are sus).

Yo, Drew Champagne you see that Hitch Corner over there?
Yeah, damn right Gavin Kerfus, thats my sister!

by Gkerf33 March 2, 2020

hitch tease

(n.) one who purposefully slows down / stops, giving an unsuspecting hitch hiker hope of catching a ride. right before the hitch hiker reaches the vehicle, the hitch tease will drive away, taking the hitch hikers hope in humanity along for the ride

Dude 1: "ah sick brah, looks like we got ourselves a ride!"
(Dudes run to car... car drives away)
Dude 2: "no dice, that guy was such a hitch tease."

by your neighbourhood friend September 26, 2009

hitch-biking

hitching a sly lift on the back of a passing vehicle, such as a tractor or golf cart, when riding your bicycle.

dude, you look fresh after your 25 mile bike ride" "yeah man, i pulled some sweet hitch-biking the whole way!

by al-co-hol May 14, 2011

Hitch Bitch

Side Bitch - Someone you do not really know is there until you hit it.

Nah man she is just my hitch bitch I don't really like her.

by Truck slut April 23, 2015

Hitch-cock

When you have such a large erection that you don't need a belt because your pants are very hitched.

Man that girl is so hot! She gave me hitch-cock!

by N1k94 March 23, 2009