Thatcham Hatchback

You cream in womens butthole and add single malt whiskey, then use said butthole as a bong and pack cocaine in her sandwich. Then assume the 69 position and choke with your dick until she queefs and inhale all the smoke and coke you can in one go.
While holding your breath, take a syringe and mix the excess buttbong fluid with heroine. Remember to share.
If for any reason one of the two of you doesn't survive, put them in the boot of your shitty 1.2L Corsa, burn it and roll it into the nearest canal.

Tyrone: How'd the afterparty down the lakes go?
Oli: yknow, few teenage pregnancies here and a poorly executed drug raid that everyone escaped there. Except there was an incident when a hungry swan with an ASBO bit a Polish guys dick off and i think some out-of-towner got the full Thatcham Hatchback experience. I missed it though, i was weeing on a tied up neo-nazi.
Tyrone: Pretty standard, though tis a pity, I was gonna take the littl'un and the missus there for brunch.
Oli: Oh it's clean now, local rozzers got lost or left for lunch. Wait you have a missus!?

by FrivolousBerk April 21, 2023

mazda 3 hatchback

Probably the gayest car you can ever have. 151 hp that can't even take out a older v6 Mustang. Stock it looks stupid and the 4cyl sounds so gay. I'd rather have a prius than it. The only thing that is respectable is the speed 3. The mazda all around looks really lame and can't get you any pussy. If you want to get a real car get some American muscle.

Did you see that mazda 3 hatchback?
Yeah man its gay as hell

by Mazdakiller May 22, 2018

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

One of the best Disney movies to ever be made. The movie was scorned by parents for its dark themes and edgy material- The main villain, sings a song about lust, and the movie deals with issues like racism and religious hypocrisy. Many fans of the original novel also criticized the movie for changing the plot to make it more kid friendly. Regardless, the movie has great music, animation, and character development, and should not be missed.

Hellfire is just one example of a great song from The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996).

by Cracked Jack October 27, 2011

Hatchbacking

What you do when it's too damn cold for the outdoors. Any hatchback provides plenty of space for you and you're friend(s). Great for transporting illegals over the border too.
Ford Foci work best.

Its too cold to eat outside. Let's all go hatchbacking in Sergio's Focus.

by DrAnalrapist June 22, 2011

hunchbacked white eyed cyclops

The act of performing a white eyed cyclops, but instead you accidentally slam your penis into your own head while in the middle of sneezing.

It was a late night yesterday, it was just me alone in the lab, and you know I have seasonal allergies. Anyway, long story short, I gave myself a hunchbacked white eyed cyclops, man was it a lot of clean up.

by JamMasterJizz March 10, 2007

Hackback

When someone hacked you, so you hack them back. Hacking victims who seek revenge and hack the hackers who hacked them.

"My ex stole my password, so I did a hackback! He's now broke!"

"My Facebook was hacked, but I got that sucker back and now all his passwords have to be 52 characters long."

by Keyframegirl December 1, 2017

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

A great movie that by disney, it deals with dark themes and some scary things, but it's a heartwarming tale of an ugly man who grows to overcome his hideous face and horrible master. Also is one of the few movies that didn't fuck up the sequel.

Bob: did you see The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) last night?

Tom: yes, I cried 37 times.

by Selké the great April 10, 2015