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Haj 5

A term used to describe an extended time period. When one says “5 minutes” but it really implies a minimum of 15. Used colloquially for hyperbole of wait times
The final 2 minutes of a basketball game are really a Haj 5
by YouReallyWould April 21, 2023
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Haj P

Shark P the movie that the whole world is looking forward to. Shark P is an action, drama and crime film about a shark named Paul who works as a school teacher. Paul's nephew Ryan is part of a criminal organization. Ryan's co-worker robs Paul, not knowing that Ryan is a relative of Paul's. Paul finds out about Ryan's criminal life and believes that Ryan is after him. Paul flees and Ryan learns that his co-workers robbed Paul. Ryan desperately searches for his uncle, hoping to explain that he had nothing to do with Paul being robbed, while Paul believes that Ryan is trying to kill him.

Paul is portrayed by Christian Bale who is known for starring in films such as American Psycho, The Dark Knight, Harsh Times and The Prestige.

Ryan is portrayed by Aaron Paul who is known for starring in tv series and films such as Breaking Bad, Central Intelligence, Need for Speed and El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

The movie is directed by Gregory Pesci. This is the 20th movie that Gregory has directed.
Har du sett Haj P trailern?
by ronniekolsvart May 8, 2024
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thicc haj

Funny as fuck like sooooo funny I think I died multiple times from laughing and is the most sweetest and caring person 🥺
Me: peaches is bae😍
Thicc haj : lit rally luv egg zackly

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Thicc haj : Haha this is so funny omg I almost spit out my venti Carmel Frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pump of caramel drizzle, 3 expresso shots mixed in Extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder
by Hiplsdontkillmelora:) December 20, 2019
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Hajj Flu

The cough/cold/flu everyone gets after going to Hajj, because you're stuffed up close with people from every corner of the world, and one of them is gonna have whatever flu virus it is that you aren't immune to
"I just got back from Hajj and I'm in bed with Hajj flu."
by Mai Ainsel February 8, 2020
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Abu Hajaar

A member/player of your team who is almost bound to failing badly in most cases and cause more damage to their own team than to the enemy.

They are a liability and an unfavourable member of you're team.

Team Killer/Failure- can be used as an adjective Abu Hajaarer
Failing Hard/Team Killing- can be used as a verb Abu Hajaaring
(Origin of word began in the Youtube comment section of a video and was used as a gag by ISIS members to identify and describe noobs and team killers)
"Before this battle in ISIS HQ

Fighter " sir what's are plan of attack to push back the infidels?"

Commander "the plan is we will launch a frontal assault in armored vehicles over completely flat terrain in broad daylight toward a fortified hilltop position with no cover or means of retreat or resupply "

Fighter "that sound like a fucking stupid idea, and are armored vehicles are a APC and and a some trucks with some metals sheets bolted on!"

Commander "That's not my problem, oh and Abu Hajarr is going with you."

Fighter "we're fucked."

or
"When I play multiplayer games, 95% of my teammates are Abu Hajaar. "

(see video and comments for sources of examples)

add "/watch?v=aM3ElTvF52I " to the youtube url for video
by Eristed May 23, 2016
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Limbless Hajime

Limbless Hajime is one of the most cursed doujinshi in the Danganronpa fandom, made by Zakiko. It is an erotic fanfic of Hajime Hinata and Nagito Komaeda where Hajime becomes the most bottom of bottoms and turns into a horny child.
Limbless Hajime make you braindead for a while
by ToastisGayWaitI'mToast September 11, 2020
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Iwaizumi Hajime

A character from the popular anime Haikyuu!. The Ace and Vice Captain of Aoba Johsai Volleyball Club with stats totalling up to S3 antagonist Ushijima Wakatoshi.
by LadyMemes August 30, 2019
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