Gerritt

simply nothing less than 100% awesome

Gerritt.....God damn!

by littleknicks August 11, 2010

Tess Gerritsen

Easily one of the best medical mystery writers ever. Stephen King-- yes, THE Stephen King-- said, "Tess Gerritsen is an automatic must-read in my house; what Anne Rice is to vampires, Gerritsen is to the tale of medical suspense. She is better than than Palmer, better than Cook... yes, even better than Crichton. If you've never read Gerritsen, figure in the price of electricity when you buy your first novel by her... 'cause baby, you are going to be up all night."

Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you read the Tess Gerritsen book I gave you yet?"

Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"

by Read On July 7, 2011

Gerrit

Yorkshire term for “get it”.

Used mostly by the common folk of Doncaster

“Pass us the switcher our Simon”
“Frig off Jane”
“Sod off, al gerrit me friggin sen”

by Hoo See June 15, 2019

Guerrilla Tennis

An activity in which a tennis racket is used to lob light bulbs, Christmas ornaments or other small, glass objects across parking lots, roof tops, empty streets and other public places.

Usually only played after midnight, a game consists of multiple rounds in multiple locales and can stretch across an entire city. Players can wear any tennis attire they wish, usually headbands, and need to smoke Black & Mild cigarillos while participating for maximum trashiness. Players also have been traditionally sober, which makes it that much more pathetic.

Also popularly known as "Lightbulbs to Lightbulbs."

Player 1: Man, last night was the best round of Guerrilla Tennis ever. We went until 7 in the morning!
Player 2: Who won?
Player 1: Everybody!

by The Magilla Guerrilla January 14, 2008

Gerrit

Gerrit is the coolest kid you will ever meet. They are usually amazing in looks and are pretty smart. They always have fantastic hair and has mad skills.

Wow, did you see him?
Who? Gerrit?
Yaaa
Of course, hes hard to miss
Trueeeeee. Hes a smexie beast

by coolkid33001 June 24, 2010

guerrilla pimp

A pimp who regularly uses force and threats the keep his prostitutes in line. Guerilla pimps are typically violent and have a high turnover rate of prostitutes.

Tyrone was considered a guerilla pimp because he beat his bitches with pimp sticks when they didn't pay on time.

by Anonymous February 23, 2003

guerrilla exhibitionism

the act of two or more people exposing themselves from different points.

In a large city, somebody runs down the street, pulls down their pants near a police officer, and yells "guerrilla exhibitionism". Then, when the cop is chasing him, somebody jumps out of a bush and does the same. A 3rd person could be on top of a roof, and a 4th driving by.

by Johnson Rodman November 2, 2011