Welching

Staring at a hot guy. Most of the time your mouth is open and there is a lot of drool.

Oh my god! That guy is so hott! I'm totally welching!

by Brenna; Natalie; &Lauren May 4, 2006

Welching

When movie-goers show up to the theater 30+ minutes before the feature presentation.

The welchers usually play the movie trivia that repeats every 2 minutes and hang their legs over the seats in front of them, so no one else can sit there.

Billy: Hey Rob, let's go welch tonight... call up Jake and see if he wants to come with us.
Rob: JAKE! Wanna go welching with Billy and I tonight?

by Tizz Mizzle July 13, 2007

guelching

the act of inserting a tube into the urethra, then allowing hot sauce to flow down the tube, before ejaculating and consuming the mixture of semen and hot sauce.

this girl wanted to perform guelching on me last night

by TEHRAEHerG March 3, 2024

Gelching

The art of massaging one’s gooch.

Last night my girlfriend and I were gelching each other all night.

by Felchlord17 March 30, 2024

glelching

Glelching is when a person slices open a victim and slurps up their insides with chopsticks like a hot bowl of ramen noodles.

Person 1: Yo! You got any plans for Saturday?
Person 2: I'm gonna go glelching!
Person 1: WHAT THE FU-

by Shoe_Consumer April 14, 2024

gelching

The process of sounding another man while he is urinating with a bendy straw, (preferably a McDonald's straw) and slurping it all out.

Aw man, me and Jamarkounwious really REALLY wanted to go gelching, but we didn't have the legal qualifications for it.

by patty0513 May 24, 2024

gelching

The act of using your own fingers to widen your anus

"I was lowkey gelching yesterday bro"
"Yo me too gng"

by Goonforce June 5, 2024