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gunderthump

v. 1.Fladunking from a high altitude. 2.To strike a person's face, as if fladunking, but with great animosity and vengeance.
n. The harsh thwapping of a male's genitalia against an unsuspecting and/or deserving recipient's supple face.
See also: fladunk
"Johnny pounced from atop his pine dresser and gunderthumped Mary in the noggin." - Beauty and the Beast
"Reverend James performed a severe gunderthumping to chastise Billy, the sinful choir boy. However Billy bled and later suffered severe and unrecoverable head trauma" - NY Post 7/31/89
"GUNDERTHUMP!" - Voltaire
by PoonPieHouligan December 17, 2005
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gurder

The act of killing a sentence using grammar in a horrendous way
Don't gurder it, you'll get arrested!
by Essentuan January 29, 2019
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Guderian

Guy 1: do you know guderian

guy 2: no

guy 1: shame
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Jakob Gundermann

A typical German dude with a middle part who DJ's at frat parties. Often considered "above average" by his girlfriend but in reality is a 4/10 with a 5 inch peen. His best attribute is wearing his "U of T Soccer Backpack" around campus.
Damn, Jakob Gundermann was looking mad sexy on that DJ booth at dke last night!
by oh_behave November 22, 2022
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cunny gunderson

1. One who deserves to be called a cunt, yet is within earshot and would would become irate if they knew how you felt about them. Or someone who is simply a cunt.

2. Can also be split up into two words, pretending that the person with whom you are conversing is named Gunderson. And the afore mentioned "cunny gunderson" is referred to simply as cunny.
1.

wow that girl is such a "cunny gunderson"

that guy's tribal tattoo makes him look like a bit of a "cunny gunderson"

2.

she's a bit of a cunny, eh there gunderson?

i say there gunderson, that girl appears to be a bit of a cunny
by Mr. Gunderson June 5, 2010
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Rex Gunderson

Tatical war chief, fought along side Harambe and Sid the Sloth, defeated various memebers of the Anti-Vax community. As well fought in WWII alongside the legendary warriors such as Dora the Explorer and Giga Chad, being awarded three Purple Hearts, two Medals of Honor, and estimated to have killed over 700 Nazis with his toes.
Soldier 1: Sir there are too many Nazis
Rex Gunderson: Not enough, as long as i have my toes nothing can stop me?
by Rex Gunderson April 27, 2022
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gundersun

by luke August 29, 2003
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