gettin' a Guttenberg

Receiving a blowjob in public, while sitting behind a desk or in front of a podium, so that the person adminstering the blowjob is hidden. (ala Steve Guttenberg in the film "Police Academy.")

President Clinton was gettin' a Guttenberg while giving the State of the Union address.

by Reagan Reagan Reagan July 30, 2008

Guttenberg

1. verb - To ejaculate in a massive and elaborate manner. Usually associated with ejaculating as the result of hearing really good news, or seeing something incredibly awe inspiring. Named after the movie star Steve Guttenberg for no apparent reason.

Oh man, I just Guttenberged and now there's Steve all over the place.

by The Squiv April 19, 2008

The Greenberg

The art of recieiving fellatio after finger-banging some random chick, on the dance floor, in the middle of a party...while everyone is watching!

This Guy! Just got "The Greenberg" while listening to Barbie Girl by Aqua!

by Matt Alts December 29, 2007

Elliott gruenberg

forever alone

"Do you know elliott gruenberg from blessthefall?"

"Is it the forever alone guy?"

by blessthefall4evaa October 23, 2013

greenberg

A pathetic or unimpressive victory or success.

Good for you! You won the tennis match, but it was against a 10 year old girl. What a greenberg!

by nirho December 14, 2010

Guttenberg

super populated (12,000) shithole in Hudson County, NJ that is 3x8 blocks consisting of central american illegals and 5th generation white trash drunks.. Acts as a North Bergen write off (aka bitch town) to make sure West New York scumbags don't end up wyling in the nice part of north bergen... the greaseball ginny mayor della donna got convicted on corruption charges and is serving a long sentence in some federal pound me in the ass prison.

The local economy revolves around Father and Son Pizza and Bennys Deli/Liquors.. A nightly occurence is the GPD alerting WNYPD to a 'situation' Which pretty much means some West New York assholes are on the prowl and they cant respond until QuikChek serves their sandwich

66th WNY homie 1 : Damn nigga, its 1:47am.. Run to bennys in guttenberg and grab a dutch..

66th WNY homie 2 : yoooo, i'm smoking you out... the least you can do is get the dutch you bum ass nigga..

66th WNY homie 1: word you right.. spot me a dollar?

by calzonekid May 17, 2009

Guttenbergs

Really short, cut-off, jean shorts worn by men. Basically, a male version of Daisy Dukes. Popular in the 80s and 90s.

They get their name from Steve Guttenberg's shorts at the beginning of 'Police Academy'.

"Dude, the bottom of your pockets are hanging out of legs of your guttenbergs."

by Eli! August 8, 2006