Turd Gurgler

Someone who consistaly gurglers turds.

For example: Someone who steals your last pair of socks is a "Turd gurgler"

by Woody October 31, 2004

Snerd Gurgler

-Noun (snerd gur-guhler)
A person who is required to perform oral sex as a result of losing a bet or contest.

Breakdown: Snerd: genitalia;

Gurgle: the act of performing oral sex.

Origin:

Roman: (Snerdius Gurglius)

circa: 30 A.D.

"Jake had to gurgle Sarah's snerd because he lost in a "name that tune" contest. He's such a snerd gurgler!"

Common 30 A.D. usage: "I told you he wasn't the messiah! Now you have to gurlge my snerd; you snerd gurgler!

by El Destructo March 13, 2010

goo gurgler

When a batty, batty boy takes a bakers dozen worth of schwans across his lips until climax without spitting or swallowing and finally leans his head back and gurgles that goo like it's mouthwash.

After the last schwan left his mouth batty Ritt showed off for the bat's by becoming a goo gurgler for five minutes straight.

by K December 16, 2003

poop gurgler

one who gurlgels poop in thier spare time, they often regurgitate this poop in the form of bad conversation, vulgarity, or a general non-sensical mannerism

Person A: Man, it seems like all floyd jones does is brag about his petty achievements

Person B: Don't you know? He's a poop gurgler, cut him some slack

by poptarts24 November 2, 2010

Gurgler

A gurgler is a person who when they talk you can only hear the gurgling sounds they would make if you could throat punch them.

Yep, he's a gurgler.

I work with way to many gurglers.

by PTJim February 18, 2015

Turd Gurgler

Someone who criticizes other's people's actions in a particular, nitpicky and public way (the gurgle), using some bullshit idea (the turd)or as their justification. The resulting sound is that of gurgling a turd.

Person A "OMG I hate people who drive SUVs, they are causing polar bears to die because of global warming"

Person B to Person A "Shut up you TURD GURGLER!!"

by pooneggler January 13, 2010

GURGLEISHE

The word you scream when you laugh so hard you can’t breathe to the point you almost cough up a lung and shut down completely over a fucking purple dinosaur.

Friend: *Shows me a Barney meme*
Me: HAHA GURGLEISHE

by VeryUckyYucky November 27, 2020